Rowling is a massive cunt. The hag is milking the Potter cow dry. The way she feeds ‘revelations’ to the disgusting Potter fanatics is pathetic. These cunts whipped themselves into a frenzy just becuase JK ‘revealed’ that Dumbledore was queer. A decrepit ancient 100 old wizard is gay? It doesn’t even add to the (already shit) story.
It’s just this silly bitch lapping up the arselicking off the Potter geeks because she knows they hang on every bit of bullshit that comes out of her mouth.
Maybe she should say ‘A golden prodigy has a fall from grace, becomes a right bastard, and he has a name beginning with V? Yeah, I did nick Vodlermort from Darth Vader….’
Thieving old witch…
Nominated by: Norman
I’m surprised she didn’t announce Hermione was transgender. As far as I’m aware, she’s only written one book that has had fuck all to do with Happy Rotter. She wrote it using a pseudonym, and it was such a steaming pile of left wing, pc, dreary bullshit that it didn’t do very well. That is, it didn’t do very well until the fact it was written by JK Rowling was “leaked” by a third party, and then it suddenly went to the top of the bestseller list. Of course, she pretended she was outraged by it, publicly. In private though, I’m confident that Champagne corks were popping.
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“She wrote it using a pseudonym, and it was such a steaming pile of left wing, pc, dreary bullshit that it didn’t do very well”
– Huh? The fiction authored under her pseudonym ‘Robert Galbraith’ is old fashioned crime/detective fiction and was a bestseller before she was revealed as the author. As far as I’m aware, that’s the only pseudonym she uses. I tell you what though – she lives in Scotland and the SNP are cunts.
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Right in one Fred. The Robert Galbraith penned Cormoran Strike books definitely stand up on their own (even if he can’t…..!). Don’t know much about Harry Potter other than he is aka that cunt Radcliffe. She did also write The Casual Vacancy under her own name, which is a very acerbic view on English life. I have read all of her books except Harry Pothead. Even if Norman is right and JK is a cunt, she’s got a pair of tits I could happily spend my summer holidays in…..
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I just wish I could drop a copy of the full 2 volumes of the oxford English dictionary on this cunts head. She is a Cunt because she has a poor vocabulary, and parades herself around as though she is Gods gift to the English language. I borrowed every one of this Cunts books from a library and did a good ol fashioned book burning. – To cleanse the English language from her drivel… i just wish every other Cunt in the world would do the same
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Yeah. Sounds pretty intense. But she has still got great tits…….
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Well, she did get kids reading again, even if her work is a load of fiction.
She really pissed off the God botherers too, as they got all arsey about the witchcraft content or some such shit.
Unfortunately they all overlooked the fact that their own favourite book is also a big steaming pile of fiction and features quite a bit of hokus pokus bollocks courtesy of their magical sky fairy.
I would still love to jizz my load over her tits though, preferably while rolling around in a pile of her cash.
I’m just an incurable romantic when it comes to things like that.
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Regarding Witchcraft JK Rowling today / Aliester Crowley Tommorow , but its fucky she teaches kids (Low Level)witchcraft then she goes to church on Sunday its just weird then again she is a cunt.
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What’s this about her having great tits? They look like spaniel’s ears to me.
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‘Fraid I have to agree with you on that one, Allan.
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Lads! Before we smugly dismiss Ms Rowling’s fabulous flapjacks which have only the natural firmament and no gel based stiffeners fitted to suspend belief as well as gravity, we must first stand, unfettered by those loose fitting clothes we all favour once we reach a certain age and engage in some honesty….. I know that at 54 my nut-sac ain’t pretty and Paul Smith skinny shirts are long forgotten…!!! Thats possibly more information than you need, but we need some perspective here fellas!! Gel gels bad; Spaniels tabs-Good!!!
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Carol Kirkwood who does the weather… Now that is a pair of tits…
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Jasmine Harman from A Place In The Sun… Another cracking pair…
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Agreed. I have some spermatazoa that would like to take up residence there.
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Got a head like bosted sofa though and they look fucking strapped up to me. P’raps uses the same tit supplier as AKA Katie Price…..
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Lionel Messi is a cunt… It would be interesting to see how Messi would have got on in the era when defenders used flatten forwards…That’s why he’ll never be as good as Best, Pele or Cruyff… I also don’t remember Bestie playing on a pitch that looks like a carpet every week and defenders not being allowed to kick the shit out of him… Messi gets fawned over by opposition players as well as every bugger else, and that is sickening…
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Gabby Agbonlahor is a sweaty cunt. In fact he’s an overweight sweaty cunt… And a loser! The cunt.
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Agbonlahor is a cunt, I agree… I have heard tales from Brum about his cuntish behaviour… The way the media are gushing over Arsenal is well overboard… They beat a side featuring Richardson, Cleverley (cunt!) and Agbonlahor… Villa have also been in a relegation dogfight all season… So bollocks to all this ‘new era of Arsenal supremacy’ shite… Bury could have beaten Villa on Saturday…
I would like to unleash Nobby Stiles circa 1968 on Lionel Messi… He would shit himself….
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Or Norman Hunter; Dave Mackay; Vinnie Jones ; Stuart Pearce……??
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Indeed… Roy Keane and Bryan Robson too… Or the vicious Italians of yesteryear, Gentile and Tardelli … Or Argentina’s 1978 captain, Daniel Passarella…
I really hope Juventus win on Saturday…Just to put a crimp in the nuts of the Barca/Messi wankfest all over the media and the web…
Also, when applying for a 69 (sixty fucking nine!) pound seat for Arsenal away next season, don’t forget it’s just FIFA who are corrupt as fuck….
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No doubt that Villa made Arsenal look good. Only chance they had was to get out of the blocks fast and kick the shit out of the Gunners…but they didn’t, they just hung back and tried to play sweet football. Only one winner there. Agbonlahor looks like the lovechild of Stan Collymore and Alan Shearer…Ugggghhhh
And they’re both swivell-eyed, gobshite cunts.
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Agree there, Fleaboy… The only way to unsettle Arsenal is to rough them up a bit… Like Keane, Cantona, Bruce and Co used to do when United played them… Kick Arsenal up the arse and they vanish… Same goes for Barcelona… Only those cunts roll around on the pitch and wave imaginary cards at the ref…
I remember when Villa had a cracking side: with Mortimer, Shaw, Morley, Withe, Cowans etc… Big Ron’s early 90s Villa weren’t bad either… Big Paul McGrath having an Indian Summer…
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Diocese. You need to take that link down, it’s a fucking blocker. It fucked my phone up. Seriously.
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Apologies to all and thanks to iorek. Link has been removed. Sneaky little bastard was OK when I viewed it first time and then embedded Java script in the browser window when the link was clicked. Took me a while to get it off my Mac too!!
This works on Mac (don’t know about Windows) :
Disable Java in your system preferences then force quit the browser. Delete the history for the offending page. Restart the browser. If given option select “don’t open previous windows” on starting Safari. Offending page now gone!!
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Thanks Dioclese. It fucked my iPhone. Couldn’t close the bastard at first but figured it after a bit. It’s fine now. That Javascript is a cunt……!
Cheers
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