Bono [7]

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Bono (real name Dave) deserves another cunting for announcing that it would be ‘stupid’ for messianic rich cunts called Bono not to minimise their tax bill. It’s one of my wishes to one day meet Bonio. Not because I’m a fan. It’s because I really want to kick the fucking shit out of the smug, self important cunt.

Apparently, what he’s doing is perfectly legal. It’s also the act of a complete and utter cunt and, in his case, a fucking hypocrite. Now that he’s admitted to being a tax avoider, what little moral high ground he occupied, has disappeared. Never again can this jumped up shit go to the United Nations and demand that leaders of Western countries spend billions more of their taxpayer’s money on the starving in Africa, when he does all he can to pay as little tax as possible.

I once took a trip to Dublin with some mates. One morning, we took a ride on one those tour buses they have. The driver was awesome, giving us a history of the city and various buildings. He also told several humorous stories including one from the early 80’s when as a young boy, he saw a band busking in the centre of Dublin. The next time he saw them was on Top of the Pops, going by the name U2. Of the busking band, his exact words were, “Oi Tort dey wor shoite”. When he saw them on TOTP, “Oi noo day wor shoite”. I’m not very good at doing a Dublin accent.

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10 thoughts on “Bono [7]

  1. I thought Bono’s real name was Paul Hewson? The Edge’s real name is Dave Evans. In the grand scheme of things it matters not – kick the shit out of both of these cunts, says Fred.

    • Y’know Fred, I honestly don’t remember adding that bit in brackets. Obviously though, I must have.

      • Where d’yer get a hashed-tag like ‘The Edge’ unless yer first name is Cliff? And ‘Bono’? What cunt thought that up? I reckon it’s wrong, it should be fuckin ‘Boner’. Maybe it’s the ‘Oirish pronunciation. Maybe he was trying emulate his hero Bob Gelfling whose first name is actually Hamish. The title ‘Bob’ is an acronym; ‘Big orrible bog-trottering cunt (I put the bit on the end. Adds effect, see). How about we figure out if Bono is an acronym? I’ll start; Brazen Oirish Nebulous Orifice….. So maybe his translated moniker is….. Arsehole……!!!!!! The CUNT!!

  2. I think you’ll find that Bono can and will demand that western nations spend more cash on alleviating poverty in Africa, or wherever the Fenian cunt decides needs it, simply because Bono sees tax avoidance as an acceptable perk of being a “rock star”.
    Sadly there are still enough stupid cunts in this world to be suckered in by his charisma and conveniently ignore the fact that he, like Geldof is an insufferable little hypocrite.

  3. Bono has always had this pompous, self righteous, up himself thing about him… I recall U2 being on The Tube in 1982: and Bono bitching about how ‘real’ and ‘anti-pop’ U2 were… The little bog trotter went on about he hated ‘wallpaper music in the charts’… I assume he meant more successful acts like Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet… Like them or not, those lads never pretended to be anything they weren’t… Duran liked filming flash videos, living the high life, doing pop tunes and pulling birds… They also didn’t preach at others what to do with their money while counting their own… As for Bono being ‘anti-showbiz’, he is the biggest celebrity arselicker going… Rumour is Bono has two residences: Bob Geldof and Beyonce’s backsides….

    • Wallpaper music haha He’s guilty of that as well , Btw there manager recently died. You know what they say when bad things happen they happen in three’s. Antipop hardly they have soldout more times then i can count, and he has sung lots of pop songs I also don’t know how they can be post punk more like alternative rock if anything .

  4. U2’s ex-manager, Paul McGuinness is still alive…. He’s just got sick of the cunts and retired…

    Bono’s wife is also a monumental cunt…. Another do-gooding, pompous, ‘don’t you know who I am?’ cunt who classes herself as an ‘Activist’ and a ‘Businesswoman’… An activist who lives in an Irish mansion or a 20 room South Of France Villa… And businesswoman? Well, anyone could buy a business if they had Bono’s money at their disposal…. She also sued Stella McCartney for using the word ‘Nude’ in one of her perfume titles (this is also the name of Mrs. Bono’s skincare line)…. First of all, attempting to sue someone over a word that has been in the English Dictionary for centuries is stupid enough… Second, attempting to sue McCartney’s daughter is even dumber…

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