Banks

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I’d like to cunt banks, which I accept isn’t entirely novel but in this instance its against the backdrop of all the cunting that goes on with respect pay day loan companies.

You see when you do the maths,the interest you pay on a payday loan over a 4 week term is actually much less than the ‘fee’ the fucking bank would hit you with if you went overdrawn by the same amount over the same period. So in fact, Banks are much fucking worse than pay day loan companies and yet people say Jack shit about their extortionate rates.

Funking cunts.

Nominated by: The Great North Cunt

4 thoughts on “Banks

  1. Those guys who did the Hatton Garden job – why not just slap them on the wrists and let them hand back 10% of their haul and keep the rest? That’s essentially the same punishment as is meted out to bankers for their rampant criminality and innumerable transgressions of banking regulations, so what’s the problem?

    But then of course the Hatton Garden mob aren’t Conservative Party donors…

    • The biggest culprits were RBS and Halifax Bank of Scotland, both of whom were Labour Party donors. HBOS had its Headquarters in Kirkcaldy at the time, represented in parliament by none other than the monocular Scottish fuckwit, Gordon Brown.

      Badger Face was also the MP for Edinburgh Central and later Edinburgh South West which houses the head offices of RBS, whom also received a taxpayer bailout. Can’t have about 35000 people going redundant (try as I might I have not corroborated this figure, it seems to meet more like 22000 people, but the SNP and MSM are not known for being factually correct either) north of the border in both the Chancellors and the PM’s constituencies can we?

      With the exception of Northern Rock, the banking crisis in the UK was just a massive socialist love in, with most of the money going north of the border to Gordon’s mates whom assisted with his profligate public spending and fiscal incontinence.

      The typical Socialist ‘I demand what you have a got and I demand you pay for it’ war cry, disguised as free market capitalism gone awry. If the Scottish banks had been liquidated it would have been a very stark warning for the rest of the industry.

      And the SNP are still cunts. And all of the Banks too, regardless of the colour of their donations.

  2. I’ve a better idea.
    Why not offer the Hatton Garden mob to break into the vaults containing the tax evasion profits of companies like Google, Starbuck and Amazon?
    Offer them a 50% take on what they recover

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