Bono [7]

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Bono (real name Dave) deserves another cunting for announcing that it would be ‘stupid’ for messianic rich cunts called Bono not to minimise their tax bill. It’s one of my wishes to one day meet Bonio. Not because I’m a fan. It’s because I really want to kick the fucking shit out of the smug, self important cunt.

Apparently, what he’s doing is perfectly legal. It’s also the act of a complete and utter cunt and, in his case, a fucking hypocrite. Now that he’s admitted to being a tax avoider, what little moral high ground he occupied, has disappeared. Never again can this jumped up shit go to the United Nations and demand that leaders of Western countries spend billions more of their taxpayer’s money on the starving in Africa, when he does all he can to pay as little tax as possible.

I once took a trip to Dublin with some mates. One morning, we took a ride on one those tour buses they have. The driver was awesome, giving us a history of the city and various buildings. He also told several humorous stories including one from the early 80’s when as a young boy, he saw a band busking in the centre of Dublin. The next time he saw them was on Top of the Pops, going by the name U2. Of the busking band, his exact words were, “Oi Tort dey wor shoite”. When he saw them on TOTP, “Oi noo day wor shoite”. I’m not very good at doing a Dublin accent.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Pooftas

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Gays need cunted. Sick to the fucking back teeth of hearing about them and their rights.

Bastards even bring their poisonous little agendas to fucking eurovision, booing the lovely Russian girl and her splendid song.

What a bunch of bullies.

Nominated by: Danb

So the Irish want equality for gays and lesbian. No problem with that, but I feel sorry for the kids brought up by these cunts who are going to get pilloried in the playground.

Equality? Fair enough. But gays want to be more equal than others. Gay pride? Fuck that – what’s wrong with straight pride?

Oh, I forgot – that’s discrimination!

Python got it right…

Nominated by: Dioclese