The Chelsea Flower Show

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The Chelsea Flower Show needs cunting – more specifically the cunt who has created a garden for this year’s show entitled ‘The Beauty Of Islam’. I’m guessing it contains improvised explosive devices hidden in the shrubbery and a big central sculpture of a taxi driver raping a schoolgirl.

Nominated by: Fred West

Cannot see any topiary work of rapist taxi drivers, however, the trees look suspiciously young and well groomed…

Nominated by: Lez

Can’t see a taxi driver either – but that sculpture definitely looks like an IED and is that an ISIS recruiting poster in the foreground…?

Nominated by: Dioclese

Old Jug Ears (2)

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Now we all know that Prince Charles is a bit of a cunt (wanting to be the tampon of Camilla Parker Bowles just spells out insanity!), but shaking hands with that cunt Gerry Adams?

Is Charlie so inbred and loopy that he has forgotten Louis Mountbatten being blown to pieces by those IRA fuckers? Not to mention the Hyde Park bombings of 1982…

I hope this batty old cunt never gets to be king….

Nominated by: Norman

Mitch Winehouse

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Mitch Winehouse is a king sized bumper pack cunt…

He’s now whining about a film about his late daughter… He’s not arsed really about how Amy is portrayed, he is upset about how the flim ‘taints’ himself and puts him in ‘a bad light’…

Which means it portrays old Mitch in a true light… He pushed his daughter into stage school, then got her to be a reluctant star (she loved singing, but she didn’t particularly want stardom), she gets a crippling drug habit, while daddy lives off her fame and its rewards.. The old leech leaves her to rot and finally die while the fucking Mitch Winehouse Band (I know Don’t laugh) is sucking it up in New York…

I was never a big Amy fan, but what a complete bastard her old man is… What a parasite… What a whopper of a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman