10 | May | 2015 | …. is a cunt

As Flanders and Swann so nicely summed it up : “The Welsh sing too loud, much too often and flat” so it’s no surprise to find that Charlotte Church is a cunt.

Not because she failed as an opera singer, or because she changed to pop and failed at that as well, and not even because she’s way too far up her own backside. So why is Charlotte Church a cunt?

Well, it’s because in a desperate attempt to get herself noticed again, she took place in the demo against austerity which resulted in police officers being hospitalised and the defacing of the Women’s cenotaph with the slogan ‘Fuck Tory Scum’ in red spray paint.

Yes, Charlotte was there and managed to get herself in the photographs and mentioned in the press. Well done, Charlotte. You can be proud of yourself.

So you see Charlotte, it’s not just because you’re a Welsh media whore that we dislike you. It’s because you’re a monumental cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Philippa Gregory is a prize cunt…

She claims to be a ‘historian’, but all she does is write pulp crap like Jackie Collins and Jilly Cooper. Only Gregory uses real historical figures, because the lazy bitch can’t think of any characters of her own… This old hag will also put in any historical fabrication or myth (no matter how cheap or nasty it is!): like Anne Boleyn shagging her brother was put into one of her novels…

It is widely accepted now that there was no incest by Boleyn and that it was a slur started by Thomas Cromwell in order to discredit her and to have her put to death… But Gregory still uses it as it makes her ‘story’ more saucy and sensationalist, and so it will be bought by all those silly mares who read shite like Fifty Shades Of Grey…

Nominated by: Norman