Kanye West, Glasto and petitions

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“100,000 sign petition to stop Kanye West headlining Glastonbury!”

Firstly, yes, Kanye West is a big cunt but if he’s booked, let the cunt perform.
Secondly, Glastonbury is 95% cunts, cunts who just want to ‘selfie’ themselves with Greg James.
Thirdly, and most importantly, if we are going to use these cunts logic that 100,000 people don’t want him there by the signing of this petition surely we are then entitled to rationally understand that the 7 billion people who didn’t sign it want him there.

Don’t want to see him? Don’t go. Just keep yourself entertained at the dance stage sucking cocks for fags. Cunts.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Glastonbury (like most festivals) ain’t what it used to be. Overpriced, crawling with bloody students, indifferent acts and catering vans selling botulism burgers.

Now, “Storming the Castle” event is one I’d truly recommend. AND Wilco Johnson is headlining, what more could you want?

Nominated by: Lez

11 thoughts on “Kanye West, Glasto and petitions

  1. Online petitions are both pointless and useless…. They have taken the place of real action and deluded knobheads see them as authentic protest, which is pathetic…

    Kayne West is a massive wedgie… An absolute plank, a weapon of epic proportions… And his slag of a wife is fucking foul….

    ‘Glasto’ (Yah! Brill! Super!) has, like so many things, become the domain of the posh spoonfed tosser… Beer and a joint at Glastonbury? More like fucking Pimm’s and swizzle sticks…

  2. Eavis is a fucking cunt trumpet too…. Hippie cunt… I fucking loath hippies…

  3. I hate kayne west so i have nothing good to say about that cunt, then again i hate rap and hip hop , its the worst form of music ever!. Its literally poison how this “music” gets sold is beyond me. What’s even more sad is the black community buys this poisonness lie hook line and sinker then they complain about black on black crime but they complain about white on black crime even more just expect Al Sharpton talking about the evils of the white man while rappers endorse
    gangs to start shit and kill people indiscriminately,and well your singing and dancing about it nigga `think that won’t have a negative influence? I don’t care if he plays glastonbury or not but i don’t see the harm in the petition who cares

      • Agreed Crap indeed same with dubstep but i haven’t heard much dubstep but the shit i did listen too sounded like digital farting, then again its music designed for MDMA+Ecstasy users

  4. Looking on the bright side, if the crowd don’t want him there he will be leaving under a bottle-of-piss barrage.

    Another great British festival tradition.

    • Eavis and those other cunts wouldn’t know good music if it hit them in the face, Chas…. The formula seems to be paying ridiculous amounts to book a well past their sell by date act (U2, The Stones, Oasis etc) to perform and also book crappy ‘novelty’ acts (and nonces) like Rolf Harris and Paul Gadd to appeal to the ‘zany’ student types that infest Glastonbury…

  5. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Kanye West, I would shoot Kanye West twice…

    Funny to see all them wankstains at Glastonbury: all those white English folk singing along to Kanye Kunt’s set, and then all the furtive looks and awkwardness when it came to the ‘N’ word….

  6. I love Normans comments,kanye west needs shagging with a slowly rotating pineapple, he and his wife and I strongly suspect his kid/kids are or shortly will be cunts ot the highest order, still something to look forward Kane,s fucking kids earfucking everyone for the next thirty plus years, sniper required for the cunts

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