Daily Archives: April 26, 2015

Paula Radcliffe

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So Radcliffe ran the London Marathon as her ‘last competitive race’. Only it wasn’t, was it Paula? You weren’t in the competitive race were you? You were in there with the fun runners but being you, Paula, you just had to talk it up, didn’t you?

You fucked up in the 2012 Olympics after the big build up when you didn’t appear at all and you just couldn’t stand it could you? You had to have just one more golden moment. You just love the limelight too much. Bowing out gracefully would have been just too much for you, wouldn’t it?

FFS, Paula, why don’t you just quit and stop getting in our faces with your pathetic attempts to impress us? Because we’re not.

Fuck off and leave us in peace.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Griff Rhys Jones

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Griff Rhys Jones is a cunt… First of all there’s that horrible fruity voice he puts on… He’s also one of the BBC royalty (along with French, Saunders, Jools Holland, Lenny Henry and al those other early 80s ‘alternative comedy’ wankers!).. Also, any BBC show called the Quizeum and featuring Griff Rhys Jones just screams out the letters C, U,N and T….

Nominated by: Norman

Griff Rhys Jones is, without doubt, an ocean going cunt. He always seems to me to be entirely too smug and pleased with himself. Mind you, I’d be pretty smug if I was a talentless twat who the BBC kept throwing money at. Watch for this cunt on the “revamped” Top Gear next year.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Adam Henson

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Two cocks for the price of one!

Two cocks for the price of one!

Adam Henson of Adam’s Farm/Countryfile IS A CUNT!

Not because he’s ginger I hasten to add, but that does nothing to help his cuntishness. It’s his incredible ability to bore the living arse off every man, beast, fowl and insect in every square meter of countryside. His irritating energy and enthusiasm, dressed in what looks like Man At C& A- Autumn wear circa 1985. His annoying habit of continually chattering as he hurls straw bales about for no other reason other than it probably makes him feel more rugged.

Smacking the arse of one of his Hereford Bullocks with an ‘Isn’t she a beauty’, and then carting her off to be slaughtered, the sandy skin toned callous bastard’s unrelenting eagerness never wanes. I swear that in one edition of Countryfile I saw one of his prize bullocks look at him as if to say ‘YOU GINGER TOSSER!’

Of course I am ignorant being a city dweller, and I know nothing about farming. I am sure Mr Henson would give me a good dressing down if he were to read this post. But I still think he’s a bit of a cunt! And I trust there will be plenty who would agree with me. Despite him being labelled the ‘Nation’s Favourite Farmer’.

Nominated by: Chris McMillan