London MultiGames

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London MultiGames are a positive bonanza of bellendery.

Claiming to be an online payments provider, they boast about having the Hippodrome Casino in Leicester Square as a client. This isn’t as impressive as it sounds … in reality they only look after one cashpoint there; but such overblown claims are typical of these moon-howling dribblers of shit. In reality their software and coding smells of piss and cheap sherry and when trusting your company to it not crashing there’s a vague lingering feeling that your colon is being constantly irrigated by a homeless alcoholic.

These broken-brained stalactites of donkey spunk have left a trail of unpaid bills across Europe. I do hope someone gives them a brand new shiny chequebook for Christmas.Failing that, an envelope of Ricin.

To be fair their finance director is trying to turn their accounts around by give blowjobs to tramps for loose change. That’s taking a while.

London MultiGames – spare a moment to bring a little warmth into people’s lives.
Set yourselves on fire, you livestock molesting thundercunts.

NOMINATED BY: an ex customer

Martin Freeman

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Martin Freeman is set to star in an upcoming Labour party election broadcast.

He’s more than your usual vacuous hypocritical Labour luvvie cunt. In 2013 Freeman, worth £10 million at the time, allowed his partner to go bankrupt, thus avoiding (evading?) a £120,000 tax bill.

Bet the cunt doesn’t mention that in his broadcast…

Nominated by: Harry Axwound