People on Youtube who do un-boxing videos are cunts.
What the fuck is all that about? They buy some shit piece of technology like an iPhone and then proceed to record a video of them taking it out of the box and explaining that you get a manual, a charger cable and a USB cable!
Fuck off, you plebs!
Nominated by: Billy Bollock’s Bollock
( Rather apt considering Osbourne’s ‘unboxing’ this afternoon? Sure to be absolute shit in his box! Ed. )
What sort of mental, self important cunt actually films themself opening a parcel?!
Thirty, twenty, or even ten years ago, if someone did this they would be seen as a bit of a loony/prick and rightly so…. You order something, you receive it, you open it, use the item accordingly and throw the packaging away… That’s what any sane and normal person does anyway… Have we got to the point where some wankers see opening a package as entertainment? I know the mundane is celebrated these days, but this is taking the piss… What’s next for the Youtube tosspots? Putting cameras in their bogs and filming each time they have a shit?!
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It is only a matter of time till some cunt on Youtube films themselves ordering something on Amazon.
Fucking cunts
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Given that the Facebook / Twatter / Instagram crowd derive so much pleasure from self publicity videos the whole event from ordering to receiving the parcel, along with commentary and finally, as they open the parcel, filming themselves paying a visit to Mrs palm and her digit daughters.
Cunts that they are, I’m betting they will include the rolling credits too.
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I would absolutley love to see one of these unboxing videos where the person is opening an iPhone they purchased on Ebay only to find the box full of dog shit 😀
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That is exactly what they’d get opening an iphone box.. dog shit
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What these little pricks are basically doing, is trying to make people jealous. They unbox their new Crapple Twatphone, and the unspoken message is, “Look at this you peasants. I queued for 16 weeks to get this entirely unoriginal fucking telephone. And I had to shit in a Starbucks cardboard cup while I was waiting. More importantly though, I got it before YOU. I’m so fucking cool”.
No you’re not, you’re so fucking geek. Does your new piece of technology give you the power to fly like superman? Because that would be cool. Does it give you the power of invisibility? Because that would also be cool. Will it make you a billionaire, or have Jennifer Lawrence begging to suck you off? NO! However, if you’d care to give me your address, I’ll be happy to install an app that turns it sidewise and shoves it up your arse.
It is quite funny though, when they show you what’s in the box, and then explain it to you. “This the new Crapple Twatphone six thousand five hundred and eighty nine. It’s a mobile phone, which means I can take it anywhere and make phone calls, send texts, emails, upload photos of my extremely small penis to twitter and instagram. This is the plug that you can plug into a socket and charge the twatphone with. This lead is the USB, it has a USB 12.25 at one end and a mini USB at the other. You plug the mini USB into the twatphone. You can also plug it into a laptop. Do you know what a laptop is?”
They obviously think that they’re talking to a bunch of retards. In fact, the only retard is the one in the video. Because who gives a fuck that some spotty virgin has bought the latest, “smartphone”, Ipod, Ipad, tablet, mp3 player, whatever the fuck it happens to be, before anyone else? Nine times out of ten, the reason spotty virgin got it before everyone else is because nobody else gives a flying fuck about it.
I recently got a Samsung S5 mini. Not because I particularly wanted one, but because the ten year old Nokia I had, suffered a fatal dog related injury. My wife’s fucking Jack Russell, Timmy, chewed it up when I left it on the coffee table. I fucking hate Timmy and he hates me. I’d love to glue him to an archery target, like the Solvite man, and put an arrow in him. Apparently though, that would be cruel. Actually, can I nominate Timmy for a cunting?
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I’m considering leaving my new phone where Timmy can grab it and have a good chew. I don’t like this “smartphone” bollocks. I’ve just found that it has an app that turns it into a television remote. What the fuck do I want that for? I have a television remote that does the job brilliantly. I’m currently checking to see if it has app that lets me launch ALL our nuclear missiles simultaneously. I’m going to target all the places that Blair has property.
I’m now nominating Samsung. Just for the “Smart TV” app. Cunts.
I’m a luddite. I’m proud to be a luddite. I want my fucking Nokia back. Incidentally, does anyone want a second hand Jack Russell?
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You could see if Gerry Addams is interested in taking him for some naked trampoline fun, or offer him to Sir Elton to see if he can “pansify” him
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Good point. And given that Timmy loves to chew, Adams’ softer parts wouldn’t stand a chance.
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QDM has succinctly summed up the reason why cunts use social media: to be able to say “I did this before you” / “I got this before you”/”I heard this before you”/”I saw this before you”.
Being seen to have been the first (these cunts always need an audience of other cunts) to make themselves feel better about their hopeless, shitty little empty lives.
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A super rant there! never a truer word spoken 🙂
I actually got rid of my mobile phone a few years ago, true story!
I got ficking sick of people ringing me 24/7 and texting me pictures and other fucking crap like cat videos. fuck off.
I also got fucking sick of upgrading the thing every 18 months becua the battery would barley last a day on a full charge.
fuck this industry, it’s a fucking cash cow & I am not contributing to it.
It has been liberating, I love when I am asked for my mobile number and I tell them I do not own one, they look at me like I am retarded, how ironic 🙂
Ring me on my home number and if I do not answer leave a message and I may get back to you
Saved myself at least £600 a year and the stress of people calling me 24/7.
I highly recommend it unless you need it for work, I don’t
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One must use a broader understanding of cuntiness when dealing with the shitty cunt-cunts who post these types of videos. The true cunt-hell of unboxing videos is generated by the need for cunty views and cunthead subscribers on YouTube.
Hence, we get cuntboxing videos, fake cuntitis mishap videos and other assorted cunt-upped time-wasters that do nothing but help the endless number of unemployed cunts get through their meaningless cuntlicked day.
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The power of Adsense, making 1p for every 10,000 video views has filled Youtube with utter shite, Google killed wat was a good idea and website and did their usual bastardising of it to make money.
the tie in to iTunes is a joke and the fact that some videos get flagged for copyright so they can have the link to iTunes is ironic considering 95% of the videos up there are TV shows and copyrighted material anyway.
Youtube is the busines model of what the Internet is becoming, a subscription cable TV service.
Fuck them, If I want an mp3 or a tv show or a movie I go to torrents, once they kill this off I will simply call up BT and tell them to stick their broadband up their arses.
Hollywood always bleats on about piracy killing their businesses but the top 10 highest grossing films of all time were in the last 10 years, since the Internet and torrents have been around.
fucking oxymoronic spouting cunts
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don’t these unboxing douchebags get incentive of some sort free t shirts or some shit why the fuck else would somebody do this cuntish task for to much work to get a bunch of views , view whores are so annoying basically if its popular and it has alot of views then it must be good right ? stupid bandwagon jumping cunts
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In the olden days, you could go into a shop and ask the person behind the counter what was included in the box. Except for Comet, because those cunts never had anything in stock, you had to wait 5 days for it to be delivered, hence why they went bust.
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Surprised that nobody has picked up on one of the most prolific unboxing cunts.
The unboxing hands that are now famous worldwide belong to a porno actress.
Try explaining that one to your kids as they watch some piece of plastic tat being unwrapped for the umpteenth time on you tube.
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Goes by the ‘stage name’ Sandy Summers.
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