People in general are just cunts…. Supermarkets are now being told to move daffodils away from fruit and veg isles, in case someone mistakes them for fruit or veg and eats them…. Well, for a start, I have never seen daffs next to onions or spuds or bananas in any shop.. But the fact that such a request/demand has even been thought of shows how daft things, and people, have got…
Seriously: What sort of totally cabbaged cunt would mistake a flower for a vegetable or a fruit?! Also, what kind of dickbrained twat would actually eat a daffodil?!
Surely people these days can’t be that stupid? Oh, hang on… They’re all tweeting and watching The Voice tonight… Of course they fucking can…
Nominated by: Norman
I think this is for the benefit of our burgeoning illegal immigrant population.
You know, the kind of cunts that actually need telling that driving while pissed out of their brain on vodka is not ok.
And the kind of sick cunts that need telling that gang raping teenage girls is not ok…..
Even if their dark ages religion tells them that it is.
Frankly, if you are too stupid to live in my country, please fuck off back to whatever third world shithole you hail from.
I am now waiting to see if Tesco will acquiesce to my request of keeping the Belladonna next to the halal counter.
Fingers crossed.
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I don’t actually blame the immigrants, who are naturally going to take advantage of a system that basically allows the flagrant disregard for the “human rights” of incomers, no matter how much they bite the hand that feeds them, how much they expect their backward lifestyles with them (some truly know no better), or how much the leech off the system at the expense of the incumbent population and breed like rabbits on Viagara. Who wouldn’t take advantage of a country who bends over and allows itself to be buggered by its own benevolence?
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I blame the left wingers, the woolly liberals, the do-gooders and the Naz*s of the EU for opening the floodgates in the first place.
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Should have read ” flagarant disregard by incomers for the laws of this country”
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Reality is that those cunts aren’t actually the great British public!!
They are the inbred cunts that were produced by lazy cunts or more of the dimwit cunts that we have let into this country also known as useless immigrants.
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APOLOGY FROM DAVE / PATROLLER
I apologise wholeheartedly to all the members of this fine, upstanding online community for the nuisance I cause intermittently. I understand why Dioclese has banned me and I would like to thank him – and everyone else here – for holding up the mirror, so to speak, and allowing me to comprehend the full depth and breadth of my own cuntitude.
Fred West was right – I really am my grandad’s bukkake bitch and the sad thing is, I TRULY ENJOY IT. I am a pathetic inbred cunt with far too much time on my hands. I have no connections with the ‘Dark Net’ or the police, nor do I have any hacking skills at all – but of course you knew that already. It was just a childish attempt to intimidate you and I realise that it failed.
Now I’m going to slither off back to the Irish peat bog I call home before my mum realises I’ve been using her computer unsupervised.
Apologies once again.
I love you all.
Patroller aka Bane aka Dave The Troll x
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I am so disappointed, Patroller. I was so looking forward to you bringing the power of the dark side down on my blog. And what happened to the French connection that was going to descend on me last month? But never mind, because you say you have connections with the IRA who are going to murder me. I look forward to you putting me out of the misery of my tawdry existence.
I accept your apology – but if any of you out there have the power of the light side to bring down on him, he’s on Eircom and his IP address is 95.44.164.91. I’m sure there’s some bit of software out there somewhere that can troll him back through his IP address, but I’m insufficiently techy. Feel free to fill your boots if you have that expertise.
And I want to apologise to all the regular contributors to this fine blog and all our loyal readers for depriving them of the deeply meaningful comments posted by Dave / Bane / Patroller. I realise that I have robbed you of the opportunity to have a jolly good laugh at his pathetic attempts at intimidation. Then again, perhaps it was all just a bit of fun. Will we ever know?
I shall truly miss the disabled toilet…
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Dioclese, the time of Patroller has come to an end.
Good luck with your future endeavours.
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http://s151.photobucket.com/user/pkdmslf/media/InternetToughGuy.jpg.html
Hacking him would be too easy, but an IP means jack shit especially if it’s dynamic, that IP is ‘live’ though…
I am not suggesting anyone ‘probe’ it’s ports though lol
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Connections with the Provos, a member of the ‘Dark Web’ and also a nark for the British Constabulary? What a fucking 42 karat joke this tosser really is… What’s next? The Klu Klux Klan? The Freemasons? The Fellowship Of The Fucking Ring? Make us laugh some more, you little turd…
According to him, we represent what is wrong with the British public. We are keyboard warriors with nothing of note to say on any matter…
Watching you, you twat!
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I would like to nominate those fuckwits who picket and destroy gm crops.
Where were you all when the everton academy crossed a mong with a baboon to
produce wayne rooney? you hypocritical cunts…
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Here’s another cunting of Plod:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-31805312
Nonce cunts like Savile and Cyril Smith go uninvestigated during their lifetimes, as do the vast majority of domestic burglaries, and is it any wonder since Plod is evidently too busy having a go at 4 year old girls who ride their bikes on the pavement? Whoever this fucktard plod from Lincolnshire Police is, he or she should be named, shamed and beaten to a pulp. Fucking cunt.
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what did you expect? the whole police force and government, and the daily mail are pedophiles why do you think they love islam and catholicism so much its the perfect cover for evil now i know why gerry adams became a protestant because it is a safe choice and you can go to church safe knowing a priest wont rape your son , in fact priests get practically off scotch free its pretty rare to actually face justice if your in the nonce club
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Pigs. Narks. Dibble. Bogies. Cozzers.
Filth!
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rozzas, scum, cunts in blue, corporate enforcement officers, dixon of dick cream, the 5-0, Bastards in Blue, Bizzies, Ducks and Geese (cockney rhyming slang)
Or as I refer to them
CUNTS
😀
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David Cameron invites more muzzie terrorists into uk , evicts poor people from developing communitys , increases taxes , supports israel while they bomb innocents in palestine but he makes sure people are protected from flowers this man should be cunted and shot and left to die
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