Stuart Gulliver

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HSBC’s CEO Stuart Gulliver has put in a compelling early bid for Cunt Of The Year – he admits failure in “governance controls” at HSBC, former DPP Lord Macdonald says HSBC should face criminal charges for “engaging in a systematic and profitable collusion in serious criminal activity”, yet still Gulliver happily trousers bonuses worth millions which in the past he routinely sequestered in a Swiss bank account via a Panamanian corporate account.

When this was discovered, he eventually offered the risibly feeble excuse that he did so only to stop his colleagues finding out how much he got paid. Which is probably half-true since he most likely hid all his backhanders in those accounts too.

Just when you thought no banker could ever be more of a cunt than the last one to be exposed, along comes Gulliver to remind us all what loathsome criminal cunts bankers are.

Nominated by: Fred West

8 thoughts on “Stuart Gulliver”

  1. We need to cunt Retro Peados that have somehow slipped through the net.

    Some classic examples of open fiddlers award must go to :

    Gary Punkett and Union Gapp :-

    http://youtu.be/qJFVPxBpezk

    Silver goes to:

    Neil Sedaka – Happy Birthday Sweet 16

    “When you were only six I was your big brother
    Then when a you were ten we didn’t like each other
    When you were thirteen, You was a funny valentine
    But since you’ve grown up Your future is sewn up
    From now on you’re gonna be mine”

    Bronze, the favourite colour of these cunts, Jacko – Pretty Young thing

    • I feel honour bound to point out that the lyrics for “Happy Birthday Sweet 16” were written by Howie Greenfield not Neil Sedaka. He wrote the music and recorded it…

  4. Not to forget worthy runners up:
    Rolf Harris: ” Two little boys” and Jake the peg”
    Beach Boys “All dressed up for school”
    Maurice Chevalier ” Thank heavens for little girls”
    and my all time favourite.. John Bult
    (needs no amplification…)
    http://waxidermy.com/images/BultLP.jpg

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