Jimmy Bullard…..looking at the state of that fucking cunt as he sits in the pundits chair on MOTD, one wonders how he hasn’t been cunted a long time ago.
Shirt hanging open and what looks like an outfit Dave Vanian would appear on stage in, he’s the latest fucking celeb to be wheeled out on every friggin show.
Fuck off, Bullard you twat.
Nominated by: Dan
Bullard has only got onto MOTD because of his ‘I’m A Celebrity/Cunt’ appearance… Sky have got half decent pundits like Carragher and Gary Nev. While The BBC have Phil Neville and Jimmy Bullard…
Almost makes me long for the days of Alan Hansen
Nominated by: Norman
People in general are just cunts…. Supermarkets are now being told to move daffodils away from fruit and veg isles, in case someone mistakes them for fruit or veg and eats them…. Well, for a start, I have never seen daffs next to onions or spuds or bananas in any shop.. But the fact that such a request/demand has even been thought of shows how daft things, and people, have got…
Seriously: What sort of totally cabbaged cunt would mistake a flower for a vegetable or a fruit?! Also, what kind of dickbrained twat would actually eat a daffodil?!
Surely people these days can’t be that stupid? Oh, hang on… They’re all tweeting and watching The Voice tonight… Of course they fucking can…
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One of the papers has claimed that the advice PHE gave relates to “non English speaking” customers. In which case, they should either learn to speak English, or fuck off back where they came from.
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Or just let the cunts eat daffodils
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I might have known…. Tosspots… Foreign fucking tosspots….
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Ah! I think the politically correct expression is “migrant workers”, or “Non nationalised residents”.
Personally I prefer the expression “benefit tourists”
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Personally I think any cunting fuckwit out there who is stupid enough to mistake a daffodil for food and subsequently eats it and gets ill deserves just what they get. In a ideal world it would kill them off and if we got really lucky it would have happened before they managed to procreate removing their retarded DNA from the gene pool!!!
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The stupidity of people is a constant source of entertainment for me Norman. From the brain-dead slapper who on local radio blamed the teachers at her daughters local school for her daughter doing under age drinking and getting pregnant whilst on holiday with her family, to the idiots of left wing councils who banned “baa baa black sheep”.
and yes, all those couch potatoes who vote on “the x-factor and the voice” thinking their opinions and votes actually count are just that stupid
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The schoolgirl who got pissed and up the duff sounds like half the girls I went to school with, Lez. And that was years ago….
The daffodils farce sums modern Britain up. But I saw something else in the supermarket yesterday…. Ready peeled and boiled eggs on sale…. If somebody can’t even boil a bloody egg they shouldn’t even be allowed out of the house…
The Voice and X-Factor show peoples’ stupidity… They are watching auditions as entertainment… Auditions are now peak time viewing and the definition of modern variety… Also, anyone who goes in for these things, who has any talent or charm, will be bypassed and every narcissist, freak, and exhibitionist going will be put on instead: just to have ding dongs with the judges, so imbeciles will go “Booooo!” at Simom Cowell, while another ‘contestant’ blubs like a baby….
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Is it really “auditions”…? Do people watch because they want to see aspiring performers succeed? Or do they tune in to see failed auditionees ridiculed by Gay Simon et al? Isn’t it merely the bullying of the weak and hopeless presented as entertainment? I wonder why teachers are having such a hard time eradicating the enormous increase of bullying in schools when it’s presented on primtime Saturday night television as family entertainment… Closet case Cowell should be beaten to death and his corpse shat on. Now THAT would be great Saturday night viewing.
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True, Fred. It’s all about the judges and not the acts… And they will put on some ‘character’ every now and again: just so Cowell, Walsh and those other cunts can wind them up and do their panto villain routine… People who either appear on it or watch it are stupid…
Green Day are cunts…. We all know The Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame (aka The Rolling Stone Magazine gold plated junket) is crap… But those cartoon punk spunkbubbles get initiated and Deep Purple don’t?! Fuck that! As the lads might say: No! No! No!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04O-B5aAcqE
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The stupid cunts of the population will watch any kind of reality TV shite, simply because it involves little effort on their part. Mostly its the same entertainment value as watching a playground fight, or starting a facebook or twitter war, with the added bonus of the bullying and humiliation being done by others.
X factor, the voice, Jerry springer, big brother and “I’m a celebrity cunt get me out of here” are all the same.
Nothing new though, the Japs had a big success with the formula in “Endurance” back in the late 70’s. I’s just been refined for the idiots of the UK.
Greenday getting inducted and not Deep Purple is on a par with that fat talentless porker Cordell getting a new years honour.
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I don’t think Purple will ever be inducted… I think Ritchie Blackmore might have told Jann Wenner to fuck off at some time in the 70s… And Wenner has been spitting his dummy out ever since…
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It should also be noted that Blackmore also told Deep Purple to Fuck Off.
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I’m going to have to cunt Phillip Hammond, what is it with the name Hammond that guarantees you’ll blossom into a first rate cunt. Our newly appointed foreign secretary has been sounding off about Putin again with all the delicacy one would expect when dealing with a fragile situation…”This man has sent troops across an international border and occupied another country’s territory in the 21st century acting like some mid-20th century tyrant ” (Kennedy in Vietnam maybe?), has this slimy little Mr Burns lookalike cuntface been living in a middle England cottage with the curtains closed and fingers in his arse and ear for the last thirteen years since we illegally sent troops to tear the living fuck out of Iraq? And this bell end is supposed to be the Foreign Minister, the only cabinet this cunt belongs in is one made of sturdy oak with a strong lock on it. This guy is not prodding the Russian bear, he is shoving his skinny little hand up its backside and. No Phil, this isn’t Iraq with its catapults of shit for WMD’s, this is military powerhouse with the capacity to turn us all into dust within minutes. I personally hope that Putin nuts him at the next G8 summit for being a stupid little cunt. When total war breaks out at least that cottage of his will get decimated first.
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Fantastic comment, and a superb user name, fuck the toon army, bunch of fucking bellends.
Geordie Shore, Geordie Scum more like!
The best thing to come out of Newcastle is the effluent they pump direct in to the Tyne
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