The New Years Honours List

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         A cunt previously honoured

The New Year’s Honours list is typically shite…. Dame Joan Collins… Is it for services to crap acting? Services to tacky film roles? Services to playing slags? The only good thing she did was the Cinzano commercial with Rigsby….

James Corden? For being a vast, unfunny, noxious, coked up, lardarsed cunt?

And that other Gavin and Stacey cunt… Who the fuck is next? Russell Brand?!

Esther Rantzen? For ignoring the victims of Jimmy Savile when they came to her (Not to mention the worst TV show in history: That’s Life!)?

What a crock of shit!

Nominated by: Norman

6 thoughts on “The New Years Honours List

  1. James Corden should be honored with instant death, the fucking fat cunt.

    Un-sung Hero Awards are oxymoronic dog shit too.

    • Looking forward to meeting the fat cunt one day. Find out why naming characters after serial killers is so funny. Doubt if he will find my interview technique very comforting but he will be at “ease” very quickly thats for sure. So many cunts so little time Oh well soldier on.

  2. I’d like to suggest another category of new years honours. The CUBE (Cunt of the British Empire). With so many worthy contenders it would make the selection process very difficult though

  3. Esther rantzen now theres a cunt whos been payed off a bunch of times for jimmys abuses toward little boys and girls , remember jimmy saville is a mobster whos friends with the royal cunts and with bishops and priests who also fucks kids , england has become a pedo circus i tell you to many pedo cunts to count , she was probably the only person who might of been able to get jimmy put behind bars but the cunt was more interested in money , then again britains finest are pedos themselves so its cunting hopeless

  4. That cunt rantzen should be fucking killed. She used childline for years to cover her arse. This is a cunt you want to see on her knees in Syria with a knife to her throat.

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