In a sport run, managed, officiated and played by cunts, The Special Cunt is in a league of his own. Fluent in at least four different languages, he’s incapable of being humble in any of them. So when his team of expensively assembled mercenaries fails to win a match, he trots out the same old litany of pathetic excuses and associated paranoia.

No wonder his players are such a bunch of cunts as well — from his sex pest centre back right the way through to his diving, spitting centre forward.

Nominated by: Norman Cunter

Old Jose is a miserable cunt… He makes Kenny Dalglish look like a song and dance man…

Even if he had a thousand quid in each ear and was taking Kylie Minogue up the jacksy, Mourinho wouldn’t even crack a smile…

John Terry is a family sized bumpor cunt too…

Nominated by: Norman