The United States of France

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In the wake orf the Paris killings I would remind our froggy friends that Obama takes every opportunity to remind the world that the French are America’s oldest allies. Hollande basks in Obama’s shadow. You may have taken Britain’s place at the yankee top table mes amis but as the waves orf synthetic grief sweep la belle France, is the free admission to the number one spot on the jihaddi hate list worth it? No doubt Monsewer Hollande has taken to wearing his mackintosh and crash helmet again.

We do not forget how Obama managed to forget the British involvement in the D Day landings and the liberation of France during the recent remembrance observances when the only Head orf State who had actually served during WW11, HM The Queen, was sidelined.

While I find the machine gunning of a few fucking journalists understandable, what I cannot condone is the perfectly predictable outpouring orf liberal wailing and solidarity that has followed. That is down to you, you cunts in black. Candles, cuddly toys, cliched slogans, twittershit, grieving widows snivelling to camera, France has caught the fucking spirit orf Diana. Rumours orf a free concert in Paris from Elton John. Jihaddis take note.

Obama has been pushing the line orf Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité (LEF), French spiritual founding fathers orf the American Constitution ect ect. We know that the twisted cunt hates anything British but worth reminding ourselves that the French still actually have colonies or as they like to term it “colonial relationships” and were renowned for their sadistic rule and involvement in the slave trade. Froggy political hacks queuing up to puff France and LEF. I seem to recall that the high flown ideals orf LEF soon degenerated into The Reign Of Terror. Well mes amis, you have it now.

Je suis cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke