Religion

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I fucking hate Christmas and all that goes with it so thank fuck it’s all but over for another year. Now there’s just the left over turkey to get through and we we can forget all the Christian Christmas good will to all men religious bollocks and get back to killing each other.

Religion is an evil cunt. The Jews and Arabs kill each other, the Muslims kill each other for being the wrong sort of muslim, the Catholics and Protestants fucking hate each other – the list is endless! And the trouble with being an atheist is that all the religious nutters want to convert you or kill you. You just can’t fucking win!

Yes, religion is a cunt. If it wasn’t for religion we’d have to find anther excuse for killing each other.

Nominated by: Dioclese

14 thoughts on “Religion

  1. Religion is the single most retarded aspect in the entirety of human evolution. Get gone with it.

  2. It does keep a bunch of retarded sheep in line.

    Islam being the best at this, with 75% of the Muslim world illiterate, they believe every word that comes out of their chief beard wearer’s gob.

    Fucking moronic cunts.

    • I dunno, Flaxen:- there’s something to be said for following Bacchus – or at least pretending to – It makes a change from the mead insisted upon by you Wodentops… 🙂

  3. Religion serves to keep the masses, especially the Catholic and Muslim masses in check. These faiths can only survive through terrorising their followers into obedience in the promise of some afterlife. Get rid of religion and they would only find another way to control the population.

    • I was raised a Catholic, but all they did at school was give me a deep hatred of Jesuits and Carmelites. They’re the last people who should be involved in religion. Nasty bastards. Wasn’t particularly helpful whilst serving in Northern Ireland with the Army either. Religion is overrated.

      • I was also brought up a Catholic and I was told that anyone C of E was a ‘Proddy Dog’. Some teachers and church people don’t half talk a load of crap…

      • Brought up Protestant in a town where Catholic priests cheerfully informed their sheep (congregation), that all protestants would burn in hell for being apostates. Mind you, they often told their congregation that THEY would burn in hell alongside Protestants for carnal sins, although apparently being as they should have known better, they would burn hotter.

      • All in all, Catholicism is almost as joyless as Islam. Though at least you can eat pork and drink alcohol. Sometimes at the same time. But you have to feel bad about it.

  4. Go to an Old Firm game in Glasgow (not that there are many Old Firm matches these days!) and the Celtic and Rangers Porridge Wogs go at if full pelt with the hate and bullshit… No Scottish flags in sight… Only Irish Tricolours and Union Jacks… It’s a football game, but to them it’s all about religion… Fucking cunts….

  5. Also anyone who is a Satanist: whether its a real one or some sad ‘look, aren’t I shocking?’ cunt like Marilyn Manson (cunt) is also a total member…. It’s still religion, so it should be cunted with all the other lemming like cunts…

  6. Let’s see. God makes the Earth and makes people and says “If you’re good I’ll let you into heaven and you’ll be happy forever, and if you’re evil you’ll go to hell.” But he already knows if they’re going to turn out good or evil because he’s omniscient, and as he’s omnipotent as well he could have made everyone good and put them in heaven to start with, so he’s wasted seven days of his own time. And if he made man in his own image then he’s a cunt. It all makes perfect sense. You can see why millions of people dedicate their lives to religion.

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