Elton John and David Furnish’s wedding – another missed opportunity to take out an entire room full of cunts (all the usual suspects in attendance – The Beckhams, David Walliams, Jimmy Carr, Gary Barlow etc etc). Maybe we should have a whipround for an ISAC drone specifically for use on occasions like this?
Nominated by: Fred West
I feel sorry for that kid they adopted.
He obviously has no idea what they have in store for him.
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At the risk of being branded homophobic, I don’t think that same sex couples should be allowed to adopt or surrogate children. Kids need a father and mother – one of each, not two of one.
(I can hear the howls of derision already…)
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I agree. Both are needed. Also, tere isn’t nothing like a mother’s cooking. That said though, Elton and Furnish will never even make as much as a Dairylea butty for their ‘kids’ throughout their entire lives… Makes me chuckle that people go all ‘Awwww! How lovely!’ about the Elton kids. When it will be an array of servants, nannies, cooks and suchlike taking care of them…
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Single mothers, now double dad’s, whatever next…
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triple trannies?
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It’s all about fame and money…. The amount of fathers that have next to fuck all rights when it comes to their own biological children… Yet Sir Elton and whatshisname get whatever they want… One can imagine the scenario:
‘I’m sorry, Sir. Adoption isn’t possible at his time. What was that, sir? You’ve got millions in the bank? Oh, I am sorry. I didn’t know it was you, Sir Elton. I’m certain we can arrange something (bow, scrape, arselick etc).” Makes yer sick!
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Well, he’s going to a good Homo that’s all I can say
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Sums the world up really… A decent, hard working real father to real children can get treated like a leper by the system. Yet a bake like Michael Jackson can adopt kids (and dangle them out of windows!). And if you’re a rich and famous celebrity (with Beckham godparents), you’re well in…. Some dads get treated like crap. Yet the man who openly said that Jesus was queer and that he (Elton John) himself was amazed he didn’t get AIDS, due to all the rubber johnnie-free doughnut punching he did, can get a kid just like that….
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At least he only dangled his son from that balcony, Norman, he could have tossed him off. Oh, wait a second…
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Nothing personally against gay couples, male or female. Met some really nice ones and some complete tossers in my time, but I draw the line at same sex couples adopting kids, simply because the act of homosexuality isn’t normal. Not from a Christian bigot standpoint, but from the fact that it just isn’t natural.
Bring a child up, no matter how stable and caring the relationship is and by dint of the fact they are exposed to a homosexual upbringing, they will spend their formative years confused and at risk of peer derision and abuse by kids at school.
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For shame on you, sour jaundiced homophobes, particularly at this time orf the year. Now really, who can deny two honest pooftahs the sheer joy of springing their first Christmas upon the dear little one. Moments that will be treasured all its life. Its squeals orf delight in anticipation after Santa Elton and Santa David deliver those time honoured words of delight “Look what Santa’s got for for you” Sheer magic:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WgUGphaf7LM/UO58kozvYsI/AAAAAAAAABE/B3R9ZDttAxY/s1600/OhSanta12242012_04.JPG
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What the fuck? Every sodding comment I ever make seems to get stuck “awaiting moderation”. Ever heard orf free speech? Evidently not. And to think orf the gallons orf Stoke blood spilled in defence orf this cunt encrusted country. Let the Heavens weep oh Liberty. Cast thy helm aside in despair gallant Britannia. Mourn thy passing Greatness oh Sceptred Isle.
Dioclese old heart, do get your finger oit, wash it orf and employ it in more productive pursuits such as sorting this blog oit. There’s a good fellow.
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Blimey. Bizarre. All tickety boo once more. Beyond me. Appropriate grovelling and felicitations to all parties where deserved.
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Have adjusted said filters Limply old boy – but with respect one (all I could find) ain’t every sodding one. If you lost more than one (now released) let me know because they might be going into the spam filter not the ‘fucking daft bastard trolls’ filter…
I clear the spam filter regularly but there’s currently about 800+ entries a day going in there and I ain’t going through them all every time. Sorry.
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Santa’s sack is bulging this Christmas, but wonder who has been a naughty boy?
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Is that bobby ball? Lol!
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Elton and his bum chum will soon forget that they’ve adopted a child, its all just a novelty to them. The child is probably with its nanny 99% of the time anyway. I can’t imagine those two cunts changing nappy’s, cooking for it, reading bed stories or fuck all and do you really think they will be interested when he’s a spotty rebellious teenager, moping round the house. They will probably turf the cunt out, that’s if those to fuckers are still alive
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I have always wondered who gives it up the arse and who takes it. I think Elton might be the dominant one as he is a bit of an angry cunt after years of churning out shit music and David has got no money so must suck his own shit of Elton’s stumpy dick. Just a thought.
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