Christopher Biggins

Biggins

With panto season upon us, who better to cunt than Christopher Biggins?

I mean what the actual fuck is this fat cunt actually famous for? Bit-part in Porridge, bit-part in I Claudius, bit-part (non-speaking) in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Can anyone remember anything else? Thought not.

Now the cunt is wheeled out like a fucking “national treasure” (previously cunted) at every opportunity, famous for being famous rather than for any actual artistic endeavour. Absolutely the worst kind of luvvie who seems to be at parties more often than he’s actually working. Hang the cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

9 thoughts on “Christopher Biggins

    • But that show is called “I’m A CELEBRITY, Get Me Out Of Here” so some TV exec cunt must have erroneously believed Biggins was famous for something BEFORE they hired him… The big question is WHAT?

  1. Biggins, being the nauseating faggot he is, brings a whole new meaning the the panto catchphrase “He’s behind you”. Note that he was also the actual winner of “I’m a celebrity”. Probably voted by the viewers in the hope that the longer he stayed in the show, the local wildlife might make off with him.

  2. That picture is weird… Biggins looks like a dragged up version of Boss Nass from the Phantom Menace…

  3. Cristiano Ronaldo is a cunt…
    Very good player at Old Trafford, but those nufootie pricks who say is he in the same league as George Best are talking out of their arses… For all his ability he is also a narcissistic little prick… Shaves his chest (for fuck’s sake…). Diamond earrings (puff!) and now an underwear range… The mind boggles… Ronaldo also now has a statue in his home town in Portugal… For what? Certainly not for winning anything with the Portugal team… And the size of the trouser package on said statue? I bet the big headed ponce told them to do that…

  4. Elton John and David Furnish’s wedding – another missed opportunity to take out an entire room full of cunts (all the usual suspects in attendance – The Beckhams, David Walliams, Jimmy Carr, Gary Barlow etc etc). Maybe we should have a whipround for an ISAC drone specifically for use on occasions like this?

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