Unless you have been to church the preceding 51 Sundays, only an uber cunt would claim they are christian and go along with the whole charade and celebrate accordingly. Its basically just another form of religious terrorism, being forced to give people time off to spend money they don’t have on people they couldn’t give a fuck about, and drink heavily. 3 weeks of productivity down the shitter for me. I loath religion and its fucked up traditions so very, very much.
And don’t get me started on New Year celebrations.
BACK TO WORK FUCKERS!!!!
Nominated by: The Captain
Call me Scrooge but I fucking hate Christmas. Kids in general seem to be getting greedier and greedier competing to see who can get the most expensive presents, the latest phones, games consoles etc. My wife spends and spends, like you say money we haven’t got, then its me that has to work all the hours god sends to pay off the debt.
Christmas really is a cunt. Bah Humbug !
Nominated by: Cuntface
Aside from the usual exhortations to spend more and more money (and then of course, for those not already bankrupt, there is always the boxing day sales, where you can get half the shit you bought for half price), it must surely be the plethora of recycled crap on TV. Even Lizzie’s Christmas sermon looks as though its made up of outtakes.
I truly wonder what those of us pay our TV licence for, part from keeping a bunch of nonces in the BBC in lucrative employment?
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The usual Xmas Telly will be on this year…
TOTP Xmas Special (presented by some Fearn Cotton type tart and with no guitars and drums whatsoever)
The Queen (The usual pointless babbling. While the rest of Blighty is in the shit with the wretched Coalition)
Strictly Come Mincing (A load of ‘look at me’ cunts and nothing more)
Doctor Who (Now known as The Clara Show, thanks to that Moffat cunt. Shite villains guaranteed)
EastEnders (‘I’m avin an affair! Is me sister me mum? You slaaag! Murder! etc)
Some Yank ‘Blockbuster (ie: crap)’ film
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It’s worse than that Norman.
That gawky female Shrek, Miranda is on, as is that cross dressing mincer Brendan O’Carrol.
Crap programming, probably because the executives have blown the budget on a “fact -finding” trip to Bangkok
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I forgot about horse face Miranda, Lez. and O’ Carrol in Mrs. Brown’s Bastards, Graham Norton and Jools Holland will stink the place out too…
Thierry Henry is a cunt… The way the Sky Sports people have been going on (and on) about their new pundit, anyone would think this arrogant, cheating twat was the Second Coming and a resurrected Elvis Presley combined… Sure, he was good. But all that greatest ever and best thing this sliced bread diamond geezer bullshit just takes the piss… And the twat on Sky who said that Henry was better than George Best needs recapturing quickly….
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”I forgot about horse face Miranda, Lez. and O’ Carrol in Mrs. Brown’s Bastards, Graham Norton and Jools Holland will stink the place out too……..”
…If the devil caught that lot in his net he’d chuck all of ’em back. Wouldn’t want them giving the place a bad name. In fact you only need to add in Alan ‘Chatty-cunt’ Carr and you’ve got the a Royal Flush of cunts.
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Add all the ITV cunts: Holly Willoughby, Ant & Dec, Paddy McGuinness, Keith Lemon, David Walliams, Simon Cowell, Philip Schofield, Amanda Holden … That’s almost a Showbiz XI of cunts by itself… Put them with the BBC lot and you have Cunts World Cup Squad…
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Not to forget the seasonal crisis at the NHS. Want to live into the New Year? Do not get ill at Christmas. A&E paralysed by all the drunks and druggies. A skeleton staff looking after skeleton patients. Nurses phone in sick. Doctors phone in sick. Hospitals empty orf staff except for the Filipino auxilliaries. Foreign agency doctors on a grand a shift hiding in back rooms because they cannot speak English.
Happily most people cannot even get to a hospital and give up after trying to get through on 999 or 111 for hours then waiting for an ambulance “subject to peak delays”. If the poor punters do finally get near to drawing their last breath actually on hospital premises then its most likely to be on a trolley in a queue in a corridor leading to the khazis.
Gawd Fuck Christmas
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To paraphrase the God botherers : “Thank Christ it’s not Christmas every day”
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Ha ha love that one Sir Limply. Skeleton staff looking after skeleton patients. Class !
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Are well neither Joe Cocker or Billy Whitelaw are going to be seeing in the New Year. So the festive season does have its bright side after all. Cunts start accelerating down the springboard into the Pool (aided by the NHS). If it was not for Christmas it would be a rather satisfactory time orf the year.
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Christmas is indeed a cunt.
This year it is my turn to be the designated driver.
Couldn’t have a drink yesterday, can’t drink today and I have to lay off the sauce until we get back from dinner at the mother in law’s tomorrow.
After this point I expect to be comatose until at least new years day.
Ho ho fucking ho!
Merry Christmas cunters!
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