Repeats of old comedy ‘classics’, repeats of old films, fucking Eastenders and Corrie (at least 5 times a day), Doctor fucking Who, Downton pissing Abbey and loads more crap, crap and more crap.
And don’t start me on the films! Independence Day, Jurassic fucking Park, ET, Shrek, 95 Carry On films, Star Trek (the original shite films), Back to the sodding Future, and dozens of other overcooked Christmas turkeys that they roll out every year. It’s fucking shite, that’s what it is.
65% of the BBC schedule this year is repeats because they know there’s nobody watching. And why is nobody watching? Because it’s all repeats and shite. It’s a vicious circle like a cunt with teeth.
Yep, Christmas telly is a right cunt. Watch it today and tell me I’m wrong…
Nominated by: Dioclese
The usual Xmas Telly will be on this year…
TOTP Xmas Special (presented by some Fearn Cotton type tart and with no guitars and drums whatsoever)
The Queen (The usual pointless babbling. While the rest of Blighty is in the shit with the wretched Coalition)
Strictly Come Mincing (A load of ‘look at me’ cunts and nothing more)
Doctor Who (Now known as The Clara Show, thanks to that Moffat cunt. Shite villains guaranteed)
EastEnders (‘I’m avin an affair! Is me sister me mum? You slaaag! Murder! etc)
Some Yank ‘Blockbuster (ie: crap)’ film
Nominated by: Norman
Looked at the listings in the vain hope that there might, just might, be something on worth vegetating to.
There was not.
Rumours abounding that Lizzie might be announcing her abdication in her usual bullshit address to the nation, so might watch that to ease the ennui that is Christmas day.
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Cunts who get me gift vouchers instead of making the effort to consider what I might actually enjoying receiving on Christmas morning can fuck off.
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Predator is on at 10 on Sky 1 so I’m gonna run and get to the choppa!
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Danny Dyer (megacunt!) found out in NeverEnders that his slag of a ‘sistargh’ is really his slag of a ‘marm’… Cor! (and other mockney bollocks!) They ain’t never done that one before, ave they?
Agree about the vouchers…. Anyone who gives (or gratefully receives) one of those Xmas ‘gift cards’ featuring a scratchcard or lottery ticket is also a prize cunt trumpet….
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