David Quantick

David-Quantick

Smirking, unfunny, lop-sided faced cunt often used as a talking head on ‘The Nation’s Top 50…’ list type programmes if they can’t get Stuart Maconie or Paul Morley (previously cunted).

Torture is too good for this cunt – if anyone ever spots him in the street, please punch him hard and rip his tongue out. Let’s see if he’s still smirking after that.

Nominated by: Fred West