Supermodels

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Who the fuck gets to designate the title ‘supermodel’ to these sour faced, pointless cunts.

When you look at what these oxygen thieves do for a living, you have to wonder what the fuck society has come to.

Walking up and down while wearing clothes……thats it. What everyone else does before they leave the house in the morning to go and work proper jobs.

Useless cunts

Nominated by: Odin’s balls

Most supermodels are poe faced, tantruming overpaid skinny tarts with no tits… What I don’t get though is why all these stick insects like Evangelista and Campbell were doing in George Michael’s videos, when he uses the tradesman’s entrance? Mind you, it could be because half of them looked like geezers with lip gloss..

Claudia Schiffer was fit in her day though…

Nominated by: Norman

7 thoughts on “Supermodels

  1. Band Aid 30 is a total cuntfest…
    The intentions of the 1984 original may have been well meant (even though the song was shite!). But then there was the horrendous Stock/Aitken/Waterman version in 1989. Then there was Band Aid 20 with a load of cunts, and now that scruffy, hypocritical tramp, Geldof wants to make Band Aid 30… Which means rehashing that awful song (like a bad version of the Z-Cars theme) with twats like Ed Sheeran, Coldplay and the smear of shit on the buttocks of popular music that is One Direction. You can also bet your life that that enormous bellend, Simon Cowell will get involved…

    • Excellent – I’ll photoshop on some holly and mistletoe and then that’s going on my Christmas cards this year, Sir Limply.

      • I say chaps, steady orn. Filly’s doing her best. Spot orf polish orn her nails, discrete little necklace orf pearls and a saucy “cum hither” glint to the eye. I am sure Flaxon Saxon has done worse.

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