Jeff Brown

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“Who the fuck is Jeff Brown?” I hear you asking.

Well, we don’t know his name, can’t even remember the name of the company he advertises, but surely just this photo and the raucous catchphrase “I said, you buy one, you get one free” will trigger the same Pavlovian response in all cunters here – namely the overwhelming desire to kick in the TV screen and dump a bucket of boiling bleach over this cunt’s head.

Nominated by: Fred West

Little arsehole name orf Jeff Brown. Been at it for years and nobody can remember the name orf the fucking windows he flogs. Sources tell me the cunt is also the match announcer at Burnley FC. Always tops lists orf the most annoying cunt on TV.

This is him back in 1999

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

( Who says this site is not educational? Perhaps we could register as a charity?… Ed. )

20 thoughts on “Jeff Brown

  1. Anyone see that Robbie Williams birthing horror show?

    What a self-obsessed, talent-less, shit smirking cunt.

    The fact that piece of greasy shit actually planned to video and display to the world his wifes (OK, she gets what she deserves for marrying that prick) most intimate and special moment just so he can get publicity and make it about him beggars fucking belief.

    I GENUINELY hope he dies soon.

    • It just shows what the cunt will do for a bit of publicity. Really stooped low with that one. What a cunt. A fucking crap singer as well.

  2. The only thing good for that Robbie Williams cunt would be donating him to Isis. Maybe his wife as well for reproducing a junior.

  3. Point about the little gobby cunt’s windows (no not Robbie ageing before our eyes Williams, the other one) is that they are total shite and come with free intimidation and fantasy warranties. Apparently called Safestyle Windows. Not many fans out there on reviews sites. This one orf many from Moneysavingexpert:

    “I would never touch safestyle even if they were the last company on earth.After one of there salesmen wouldn’t leave our house untill we signed an agreement ,he was here for nearly 5 hours. We couln’t get rid of him, and he told lies, we found out afterwards.”

    Sounds like you make that fatal phone call to book an appointment and the little cunt himself Jeff Brown turns up on your doorstep.

    • Should have set the dogs on the scum. I had a similar issue with a salesman from another well known double glazing company. could not get rid of him, he tried every trick in the book except offer his arse to secure the deal and I’ll bet he’d have done that if I hadn’t managed to push him out of the door

  4. So that’s the little gobshite’s name. I’d love to punch that bearded fucker right in the mouth.

    • You see – this site is educational. Perhaps we can register it as a charity and get tax breaks?

      • Time to cunt double glazing companies? Or I suppose any orf these parasite shite hair cunt commission based outfits that cold call on pensioners and benefits inbreeds flogging “eco” boilers or thermal roof panels or insulation or new roofs or new driveways ect ect at one time only special discount prices with – you’ve guessed it – “free fitting”.

      • Used car salesman are cunts too. Fell on hard times a few years ago and traded my car in for “quality used car ?” Turned out it was fucking death trap. Cost me a fucking fortune in the long run. Cunts the fucking lot of them !

  5. Didn’t this fuckwit used to be in the Grumbleweeds? What a bunch of unfunny cunts they were..

    • On the frightening orfchance that the little cunt might at one time indeed have been part of the Grumbleweeds I had me staff do a search orn the internet and for some reason Googling “Jeff Brown Grumbleweeds” goesto this gloriously tacky website:
      http://www.thebachelors.co.uk/2013.htm

      Have to agree that this site is educational. Thought The Bachelors were dead but apparently not so but definitely Dead Cunts Walking.

      • The hilarious thing about The Bachelors website (thanks for the link, Sir Limply) is that they seem to spend all their time attending funerals. Hopefully it’ll be their own shortly.

      • Didn’t know these two coffin dodgers were still going. Not availed myself of the opportunity of the dead cunts pool but next time these pair of has-beens will feature large in my nomination

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