Children in Need? Fuck ’em. Let ’em eat cake!

My grandchildren are being press ganged into acting like complete twats in order to raise money to piss up the wall on a bunch of overseas dictators and lazy bastards who are too despicable to look after their kids properly.

And the BBC needs to fill out it’s schedules with cheap puerile bullshit that raises their caring, sharing public service image.

Fuck the lot of ’em. They’ll get fuck all out of me like they do every year…

Nominated by: Dioclese