Meghan Trainor

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I would like to cunt that Meghan Trainor for inflicting that “All about that bass” tripe upon us, it is played several times a day and is almost unavoidable, seriously I have to control my anger like never before whenever I hear that song otherwise I’m going to end up taking it out on some poor unsuspecting bystander.

Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants

Lyrics? What lyrics? She’s all about a lack of lyrics. If she didn’t endlessly repeat the title the shit would only last about 3 seconds. What a vast improvement that’d be.

Nominated by: Kiwicunt

Who the fuck is Meghan Trainor? Looks like a typical, soft core, peado loving, talentless, yank, gobshite, arsehole cunt to me…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Ian Hislop

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Ian hislop is a smug right up his arse know if all annoying twat.

Cunt has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book and a self claimed knowledge base challenged only by Stephen Fry.

I cannot see that or understand why, he has been spared the cunting he deserves.

My news for u? You’re an annoying cunt, Hisplop.

Nominated by: King Cunt

…and the cunt nicks stuff off my blog and doesn’t answer e-mails.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Cunts on roads

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I would like to nominate people who use roads as leisure and recreation facililties, as Cunts.

Lets start with the Cyclists, not the ones who cycle to go somewhere, but the ones who prefer to cycle alongside other men in equally tight clothing, riding 3 abreast so it makes it difficult to overtake. Newsflash to your wife, he is a closet gay. Then said wife turns up on a news programme whinging you got run over, and demand more action to make the roads safer (gonna come back to that at the end)

Then we have the joggers who jog along country roads, facing the traffic, as they sensibly should, so they can see and get out of the way of oncoming traffic. However, If you just stay in the road regardless of what is coming, you may as well run away from traffic, as is reduces the closing speed, and you won’t see your death coming.

Finally we have horse riders. Why the fuck are you even in the road? Just fuck off into the fields and bridleways, you are the dumbest cunts of the lot.

Roads were built for, and paid from motorists tax, for the safe and expedient access to town and cities. They pretty much contain vehicles that are capable of at least 60mph driven by people who have had the most basic training. So if you think you still want to jog, cycle ride a horse on these roads, don’t fucking whinge if you got scared, injured, lost a loved one, because that is evolution at work, you dumb cunts! Rant over

Nominated by : Angry Motorist

Dapper Laughs

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I think Dapper Laughs aka Daniel O’Reilly is deserving of right good cunting!

What a cuntish, unfunny cunt this cunt is.

He’s a LAD. So I’m repeatedly told. To be a lad you have to vainly video yourself poncing about irritating normal people, then giggling like a bitch and look real smug about whatever unfunny shtick you’ve just pulled.

Fuck the cunts who like this cunt too, morons!

Show me a 6 second vid where he’s getting punched in the face and i’ll watch that cunt on repeat.

Fuck off Cunt!

Nominated by: Julio Cuntio

Mrs Brown’s Boys

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Mrs Browns Boys is a slurry pit of talentless, unfunny cunts.

I didn’t laugh as men dressed as women when I was 7 so I ain’t gonna laugh at that gurning prick now. Plus how he’s employed his useless, ugly as fuck, inbred kin to populate the shower of shit show (probably because Ireland doesn’t legitimately allow people to be employed who have the equivalent mental capacity of a pouffe) disgusts me.

Nepotistic oirish cunts so they are.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto