Q: How do you make a living by being a total cunt?
A: Change your name to Russell Brand and just be a total cunt.
A: Change your name to Russell Brand and just be a total cunt.
Tosspot so-called comedian Russell Brand has launched his own YouTube channel called ‘The Trews”. What’s it all about? Well according to Brand “my daily show ‘The Trews’ is where I give you the true news so you don’t have to invest any money in buying newspapers that charge you for the privilege of keeping your consciousness imprisoned in a tiny box of ignorance and lies.”
Pretentious little fucking shitbag cunt! He even nicked the name from a Canadian hard rock band. I doubt he ever had an original thought of his own in his entire life.
The Trews. FFS! Watch it at your peril!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Totally agree, and who in their right mind gives a fuck what the brainless shit head has to say. The cunt has about as much talent as a steaming hot turd. Actually no, a turd has more talent than this stupid little wank toss cunt. I hate the bastard.
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Shouldn’t be too long until he is a UN celebrity ambassador……..the grimy cunt
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Russel Brand. Appears out of nowhere, invades our TV viewing with his drab brand of comedy, manages, in tandem, with that wankstain Jonathan Woss to humiliate Andrew Sachs with his perverted sense of humour before shagging, or pretending to shag Katie Perry.
That in a nutshell, is the sum achievement of this hairy arsed ape.
Did recollect he was supposedly abused in younger years, though I’m betting it happened when he auditioned for the BBC and that he probably enjoyed getting rogered by the faggots there.
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Cunted on this esteemed site many times before, surely the time has come to give Stephen Fry another major cunting? The fat cunt has significantly expanded his degree of cuntitude with his latest utterances:
First he publishes a book in which he admits (some might say “boasts of”) possessing and using cocaine almost continually between the mid-80s and the late 90s.
Then on Newsnight he suggests that the police have no business arresting him because the offences took place a long time ago and that the only person he ever hurt was himself, drawing a tenuous comparison with Jimmy Savile as if to say “Look, I only snorted Bolivian marching powder, I never fucked kids”. Well, here’s something Quite Interesting, Fry – the law is quite clear about the penalty for possession of Class A drugs: a maximum of seven years imprisonment and/or an unlimited fine. And what makes you think you’re above the law, you smug, hateful, arrogant cunt?
Then, having warming to the subject of historical sex abuse cases, Fry added “do we have to name the rock stars that we think almost certainly had sex with fourteen year old children? But those fourteen year old girls were so proud of it that they wouldn’t for a minute call themselves ‘victims’.”
The point is, you despicable ignorant wanker, fourteen year olds are not emotionally or intellectually equipped to make decisions or judgements like that – THAT IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE AGE OF CONSENT, YOU FUCKING RETARD: IT EXISTS TO PROTECT IMMATURE CHILDREN FROM EXPLOITATION BY ADULTS. Presumably the cunt Fry also imagines that all those eleven, twelve and thirteen year old girls in Rotherham were so thrilled by the attention of older Asian men with cars that they were “proud” to be gangraped in grotty rooms above takeaway restaurants? This cunt needs stoning to death outside the BBC. I fucking despise him.
Let’s hope Plod comes knocking on Fry’s door soon and he’s charged for fifteen years worth of Class A possession. Maybe that will wipe the smug grin off his fat, lopsided face.
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Consider it done, dear boy….
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You beat me to it. I’ll tell you what makes Fry think he’s a above the law.
1, He’s queer.
2, He’s a left wing twat.
I’ve never liked Fry. I’ve always had the impression that he considers himself to be a modern day Oscar Wilde. He isn’t. The problem is, he fellow lefty twats kipping sticking their tongues up his anus and telling that he’s a comedy genius, an intellectual and, worst of all, a ‘national treasure’. Well, if he’s a national treasure, then I’m shagging Dita Von Teese…….Nope! Just checked. I’m not shagging Dita Von Teese.
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Well said Fred !
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Go for it FW. The camp cunt with “issoos” has made a nice little earner out orf it all. A sort orf Charles Laughton without the talent.
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Fry added “do we have to name the rock stars that we think almost certainly had sex with fourteen year old children? But those fourteen year old girls were so proud of it that they wouldn’t for a minute call themselves ‘victims’.”
Hasn’t this fat fruit ever heard of people who are older being supposed to know better?! The twat!
And that plastic West Ham cunt, Russell Brand, looks like he has been covered in glue and thrown into a vat of pubic hair….
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I remember reading an article many moons ago by Midge Ure boasting about sleeping with 14 year old girls though he stressed he didn’t know they were that young at the time. Hmm ?
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Liking the Chiles mag cover fellas. I’m here for one reason and one reason only. To nominate David Dimbleby. The snooty fucking cunt. If he tried to talk over me when I’m not finished I’d take a shit on his face on live TV. The audience would clap too, until they opened their nostrils… silly cunts
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The dozy cunt was trying to be controversial by pointing out that Hugo Boss used to make uniforms for the German army during WWII.
Many companies did, including C&A. I don’t think they had much of a choice.
The irony is that the pube faced spaztard turned up to announce this piece of common knowledge in a Mercedes. The car of choice for the Nazis.
What an arsehole.
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This turd faced champagne socialist needs to be burned on top of canary wharf upon a crucifix.
Fucking typical student type, all for socialism until he makes a few quid.
CUNT OF A CUNTING CUNTER
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He should be preserved in a glass case as the new British Standard for 100 % cuntishness ,replacing the old Standard cunt Tony Blair now a mere 99.8 % cunt.
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It can only be a matter of time before the asphixiwank grim reaper makes his way to the Brand mansion.
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Hes an ugly fucking scrot bag.
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Brand called Farage a Pound Shop Enoch Powell… Farage may be a cunt, but Brand is also a total knob… They’d make a good comedy double act: the Pound Shop Powell and the Waitrose Wolfie Smith…
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Russell Brand is a pointless god on a stick.
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OOOOO! That should be GOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah the word cunt should be replaced with an emoji of that rat faced scruffy hairy cunt. First wash the cunt had in years when that bloke threw him in the water fountain probably had to drain it and sterilize it to stop wildlife from drinking water tainted by the scummy fucktard piece of cunt !!
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