Neil Kinnock

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Neil Kinnock. This toucan nosed piece of shit has been sticking said nose out from under his rock lately. Today, he compared Gideon Osborne to Josef Goebbels. Apparently, Gideon has been telling lies for the past four and a half years whenever he’s said that Gordon Brown, aided by Balls and E Miliband, pushed the country in recession.

I’ve done a bit of research here, and I’ve found that from 1997 until 2007, Gordon Brown was employed as Chancellor of the Exchequer. This job apparently gave him control of the nation’s finances. A job, as it happened, he was completely un-fucking-qualified to hold. Turns out that Brown’s policy of tax and spend, spend, spend, turned a once wealthy nation into a financial basket case.

It gets worse, because Brown’s complete fucking economic incompetence caused him not only to sell most of the country’s gold, but to first announce to the world that he was selling it. This caused the gold market to collapse, meaning the dumb fat fucker got far less for OUR gold than he would have if he’d kept his fucking mouth shut. He also grandly announced an end to boom and bust, before embarking on the bitch of all spending sprees with OUR money. This caused us to go bust.

Now, all of this is established fact. Unless you’re in the Labour party of course, in which case the recession was caused by a pink unicorn that became a homicide bomber, after it was told it could no longer collect hen’s teeth.

I remember this cunt from the eighties. I remember how utterly useless this sheep shagging cock wipe was. I remember how thoroughly despicable and unpleasant he is. I also remember how he went to Brussels and got a cushy job. Then he got his wife a cushy job. And his fuckwit son. They all made a fortune sucking on the public tit. I had hoped he’d fucked off back to Wales, to live a life of sheep rape and counting the money he’s never earned.

No such luck though. Four years ago, the Unions who support the Labour party put Ed Miliband in charge, and up pops Kinnock, like a particularly foul smelling fart. Like most left wing scum, the only thing Kinnock deserves is a bullet to the temple. Although that’s just my opinion apparently. It makes me physically sick to think that should Buck Toothed Billy get into Number 10 next May, Kinnock will be right there, grinning like the evil little cunt he is.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

8 thoughts on “Neil Kinnock

  1. From now on I shall be referring to ‘Red’ Ed Miliband as, ‘Lurch’. This is due to his uncanny ability to lurch from one self made clusterfuck to the next.

  2. A proper cunt he was. Lived like all other politicians too in a nice house in London suburbs with all the trappings that Labour seem to feel is wrong if you stive to achieve as an individual!!

    But alas you forgot to mention his daughter……..she was just a cunt with a wizards sleeve from all the local pounding she got as an 80s local bike!!

    • You’re right I did forget to mention her. That’s because I actually forgot she even existed.

  3. This bald useless taff cunt could have helped destroy Maggie at the time of the miner’s strike. Kinnock, however, refused to side with the NUM. Labour ran for cover when the unions and working families needed them, and Maggie sent in her pigs on horseback for a bit of peasant bashing… Kinnock is a thundering cunt trumpet…

    Gideon Osborne and Josef Goebbels, eh? Well I hope they share the experience of topping themselves…

    • That will be the same fucking NUM who refused to give the Miners an actual ballot on the strike. That one ?

      • This is really a cunting of Scargill, isn’t it? In terms of cuntitude, Kinnock was a talented amateur, but Scargill was a dedicated professional.

  4. The Labour party proved back in the 1980’s what a bunch of sniveling incompetents they were. No love for that old hag Maggie but she had more balls than the lot of them put together.
    As for Kinnock, just another Welsh shyster from the land of the inbreeders

  5. The kinnocks the biggest bunch of gravy boat leaches there’s ever been,wanted to abolish the lords then became one ,enough said ,SCUM

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