EastEnders

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I would like to nominate EastEnders for a proper cunting…

Yet another rape story. Sure, it’s a terrible, dehumanizing thing. But to make out it’s for raising awareness? What a load of crap. These cunts do this sort of shit just to shock and get ratings… There have been more rapes and murders in the Queen Vic than the Bates Motel and Rillington Place combined. One murder can close a pub. Yet that shithole is still open after several deaths, killings, dead bodies, sexual assaults and fires.

Not to mention the countless incest stories (Filddled wiv by Uncle ‘Arry/Archie/Ernie etc), the ‘Is me sister me mum?’ shite (they’re doing that one again), swapping dead babies, all the slags and wannabe Krays that seem to be in endless supply, the obligatory murder and the pathetic ‘Whodunnit?’ circus that always follows, and that fat bald cunt (Phil Mitchell) who gets away with every fucking crime and misdemeanaour known to man.

EastEnders is fucking shite!

Nominated by: Norman

9 thoughts on “EastEnders

  1. East Enders? So many gay story lines going orn it ought to be renamed Rear Enders.

  2. That advert they did for it recently got on my nerves. The one with three women who had smeared make up because they’d been crying. They were singing REM’s Everybody Hurts. They might as have just put up a black screen with the word’s, ‘Yes folks, we plan to bring you EVEN MORE misery, violence, death, pestilence, and general unhappiness. And we’re doing it, because being a bunch of extreme left wing cunts, this is how we, at the BBC, think people from the East end of London actually behave’.

    Of course, if they were to show an accurate portrayal of the East end, the opening credits would be the ISIS flag, the theme tune would be some arab cock jockey wailing a call to prayer as though his balls had been severed, and it’s name would be, ‘Caliphate Enders’. Phil Mitchell would brag about how many infidels he’d beheaded, and Ian Beale would blow himself up just because he was unhappy with himself.

  3. A storyline where ISIS held all the cast hostage, cut Phil Mitchel’s throat, stoned Kat to death in the marketplace and then car bombed the Queen Vic, wiping the entire set out in the process would be one I’d watch and record to watch later.
    Mind you, I’ll bet someone in Bradford has already written the script

  4. I wouldn’t watch that shite on principal and if everyone did likewise all those talentless so called actor cunts would be down at the job centre looking for shit shovelling jobs .Have you noticed how easy some of those creeps when their alter ego singing career doesn’t take off and they’ve put their entire assets up their noses just slide straight back into a role there, cunts! “it only pays ten grande a week Im afraid”…”oh is that all oh well it,ll do for starters.” Most of us in that position would be lucky to get a fork life driving job CUNTS!And as for the script,leftie BBC voodoo and pc propaganda the white cunts are either nasty Nick and totally thick or Ronnie Knight wannabes while the ethnics are the nicest cunts you could wish to meet .The black GP with white slags coming on to him “Oh no I have to get to know a lady properly first”Yeah bollocks hed have her tits out in 5 seconds flat.Now if I were world dictator I would have the script writers dragged from their four posters and arrested in the middle of the night and charged with treason heresy etc etc .Like the Spanish inquisition they would be tortured into confession(not unfair as these cunts are guilty as hell and that’s where I want them to go)And then the vile overpaid leftie liberal traitorous hypercritical pony tailed red rimmed spectacled cunts from Hampstead would be executed in a manner befitting the terror in spain at that time.The cast are so thick and common and don’t know any better so I would let them off if they agreed to break up rocks for £5 an hour until theyre 68.Incidentally I did a job for an eastenders script some years back and I can honestly say he was the most horrible surly little prick Ive met,probably thought I was a fascist cos I had a white van CUNTs CUNTS CUNTS!!!!!

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