I had a look at twitter once. Just to see what the fuss was about.

It must take a Stephen Fry size intellect to understand it, because as far as I could see, it was bollocks. Actually, you’d have to be a Stephen Fry sized twat to want to post on it.

Who the fuck is actually interested in anything that gets posted? It’s drivel.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I am amazed at the number of people who follow blogs on Twitter. Why the fuck don’t they just read the blog or subscribe to it? I don’t get it. What the fuck is the point of just introducing another layer of shite?

If you’re reading this on Twitter, you’re a cunt…

Nominated by: Dioclese