Dead Pool [15]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Yes, Dioclese has won it again! What a clever little cunt I am!!

Congratulations to me who predicted the next dead cunt would be former Aussie PM Gough Whitlam who died on the 21st October. Being an extremely modest sort of bloke, I wasn’t monitoring it and didn’t realise how brilliant I was until somebody told me he’d snuffed it.

So we have a new Dead Pool champ and clearly I’m going to have to defend my title one more time! so the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 15. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

EastEnders

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I would like to nominate EastEnders for a proper cunting…

Yet another rape story. Sure, it’s a terrible, dehumanizing thing. But to make out it’s for raising awareness? What a load of crap. These cunts do this sort of shit just to shock and get ratings… There have been more rapes and murders in the Queen Vic than the Bates Motel and Rillington Place combined. One murder can close a pub. Yet that shithole is still open after several deaths, killings, dead bodies, sexual assaults and fires.

Not to mention the countless incest stories (Filddled wiv by Uncle ‘Arry/Archie/Ernie etc), the ‘Is me sister me mum?’ shite (they’re doing that one again), swapping dead babies, all the slags and wannabe Krays that seem to be in endless supply, the obligatory murder and the pathetic ‘Whodunnit?’ circus that always follows, and that fat bald cunt (Phil Mitchell) who gets away with every fucking crime and misdemeanaour known to man.

EastEnders is fucking shite!

Nominated by: Norman