Andre Johnson aka Christ Bearer

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Rapper Andre Johnson claims that he was in “complete control” of himself the night that the hacked off his own penis and jumped off a balcony earlier this year, despite admitting that he was on drugs.

The rapper, who had initially been linked to the Wu-Tang Clan, hit the headlines in April this year after he jumped off a Los Angeles balcony after having severed his penis, and he did so much damage that doctors were unable to reattach his member.

Now the rapper, who goes by the name Christ Bearer, has spoken out about his alleged lucid decision to cut off his willy, claiming that he is a god, giving Kanye West a run for his money.

“Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. …Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”

You might think that Johnson lost the plot and may need some help, but he insists that he’s not “crazy” and mental health doctors have given him the all clear but he is continuing to visit a psychologist after being released from Cedars Sinai Medical Center.

“People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter,” Johnson said of his silence following the incident. “I didn’t want to kill myself,” he continued. “That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts. …I’m alive, penis or no penis.”

A rep for the Wu-Tang Clan denied he was anything to do with them, insisting they have never heard of him before. They said: “He is not of any affiliation to Wu-Tang Clan or any of its subsidiaries. No one here has ever seen or heard of this fool until now.”

Definitely a grade A cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese