Boo hoo! “I was like a lost puppy” she bleats. More like a stupid cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Tulisa deserves a cunting. As we all know, she’s a talentless little prick who happens to be the cousin of that talentless, UGLY little prick, nappy….sorry….dappy. Anyway, I’m nominating her not because she’s obnoxious, talentless, full of her own importance, etc. I’m nominating her because the cosmetic surgery she had recently makes it look as though she’s had her vagina transplanted to her face.
She was quite pretty before she did this. Now she looks fucking ridiculous. Almost as ugly as her fuckwit cousin. I’ve never understood the appeal of the ‘trout pout’. Well, I can understand it from the surgeons point of view. Nice little earner. But if these had any real friends, those friends would have told them not to do it, because they’d look fucking stupid.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Tulisa now looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Muddy Mudskipper from The Ren & Stimpy Show…
Nominated by: Norman
It sums up where the UK is at: when a talentless, personality-free, orange skinned, brainless shagbag cunt like Tulisa is voted the world’s sexiest woman…. OK, one can never take take FHM seriously (because it’s shit!), but the fact that lads must have voted for the Tulisa Tart in droves shows how far standards have dropped… There’s nothing wrong with admiring a lady who is good looking (and Tulisa is neither of those!)… But haven’t these lads mag morons ever heard of women who have genuine sex appeal, intelligence and a bit of class (They still exist, but they are a dying breed here in Blighty)? These pricks should change the name of their poll to ‘World’s Skankiest Slag’.Because if Tulisa is the best we’ve got, I would hate to see the fucking worst…
And you’re right about the movies thing… A lot of female actresses (and pornstars) are pretty shrewd in business (both about the business they’re in and financially) and know what they’re doing… Movie star or pornstar: Tulisa doen’t have the brains to be either….
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Even her name is an anagram of. “I a slut”
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Well said, Dioclese. I recently cunted the Fake Sheik, but failed to point out that anyone who falls for his absurd “you supply me with drugs and I’ll put you in a Hollywood movie” entrapment stings are massive cunts in their own right.
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It was a mystery to me how this talentless twat got be judging and mentoring ‘singers’ on X-Factor until I looked her up on WikiPedia and discovered that her dad used to be in Mungo Jerry proving it’s not what you know or what you can do – it’s all down to who you know!
Seems she mentored and tutored Little Mix which explains why they are so crap…
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Just did a bit of Googling the Mungo Jerry line-ups – her dad wasn’t in the original “In The Summertime” line-up, nor in any of the line-up changes immediately afterwards. Nor is he in the current line-up. In fact, his name isn’t mentioned in connection with Mungo Jerry ANYWHERE apart from Tulisa’s Wiki page. Probably just filled in on bass or keyboards for a couple of gigs.
I’m now cunting myself for being sad enough to spend the last half hour Googling Mungo Jerry…
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Ray Dorsey – the front man with the mutton chops. Now I’m cunting myself for being sad enough to remember the fuckers name without looking it up!
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A cock-juggling thundercunt chav.
That is all.
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The cunt is a smelly Greek wog, but talks like a Sambo straight of the banana boat from Jamaica.
“Ah rilly lark dem tings – oh lardy lardy!”
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Boring pretentious talentless self centred little strumpet and she can’t even give a proper BJ either
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In that pic she looks like one of those dolls my kid sister had in the 70s… I wouldn’t go within 10 miles of that Tulisa brass… She’s as creepy as fuck.
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Is anyone else tempted to alert Golden dawn to her presence on the planet?
Or is it just me?
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Fcuk losers T is fantastic,n I’ll hunt u bitches down oo dis her!!!aaaaayyyyeeeeeee
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