James ‘Nockerty’…It’s Naughty you cunt.
Sarah ‘How long can I string out this question for’ McGregor plus a fist full of other snippy accented, expatriate, enjoying the life down south, fried Mars-bar scoffing, booze raddled, ‘Rabbie’ Burns quoting toss pots whos’ names if I try and remember will make me chainsaw my face off.
And Mull of Kintyre can fuck right off. Enough already.
Nominated by: Fleaboy