The Commonwealth Games

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The Commonwealth Games starts today. Wowza! Mrs D is having an eye operation this morning, so she won’t we able to watch the opening ceremony. Literally. Frankly, I almost envy her…

I am forced to reflect on another recent sporting occasion – the Open. You know, the one where arrogant rich bastards like Tiger Woods get paid huge amounts of money to hit a little white ball down a patch of grass and then tap it into a plastic cup with a stick.

This led me to think that perhaps both events should really be called the Coon and Wealth Games?

Nominated by: Dioclese

I advance cunt the Commonwealth games. All will know why a week after it starts.

Nominated by: King Cunt