Argentina

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I would like to cunt the Argentina team. Fancy posing with your big ‘Malvinas’ flag now, boys?!

Stick it up your arses, losers!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Never been interested in sport and glad the World Cup is over and we can have our TV back (apart from the Open golf and Coomonwealth Games and the Tour de Farce of course!).

Brazil and Argentina both humiliated. Almost worth letting the Germans win just for that.

Football sucks.

“Don’t cry for me.
No Malvinas
Stick your flag
Up your arsehole”

Nominated by: Dioclese

Radio 4

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Radio 4 are cunts. And mostly Scottish cunts.

James ‘Nockerty’…It’s Naughty you cunt.

Sarah ‘How long can I string out this question for’ McGregor plus a fist full of other snippy accented, expatriate, enjoying the life down south, fried Mars-bar scoffing, booze raddled, ‘Rabbie’ Burns quoting toss pots whos’ names if I try and remember will make me chainsaw my face off.

And Mull of Kintyre can fuck right off. Enough already.

Nominated by: Fleaboy