Cunts who do the thriller dance.
They are always out there. B grade Celebs on TV, Cunts in an all you can drink pub, backpackers, people apt on fucking up a private party – gouging the air to two peado kings – White Man Jackson and Vincent Price.
Not a lot screams I’m a cunt more – possibly apart from the ones that then do a flashmob.
Nominated by: King Cunt
Does any cunt actually do this shit?
I would have thought that every last Michael ‘I wank off ten year olds’ Jackson fan would have learned to keep very quiet about their sickly hero worship of the nonce cunt.
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Thjriller is the most overrated and overhyped pile of shite… Billie Jean is undeniably good. But Beat It is just MTV poodle perm rock crap, the duet with McCartney is also diabolical and the title track is a weak song. Without its ridiculously over the top video Thriller (the song) would be just a bit of album fliller… Jackson’s fans will go on about how Thriller has outsold this and that. Just because something sells by the bucketload (crap like Adele and Oasis) doesn’t mean it’s any good…
I remember seeing this when I was a kid…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jfXzx1SHsY
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I’d like to nominate myself, Gary Barlow OBE, as a cunt.
Firstly, is there any need for me to forcefeed myself upon the UK nation on every fucking TV programme, radio show and live event possible? No, I just do it cus I fucking love myself and you cunts need to see how fucking good I am. And because I can. And I’m such a cunt that if you’ve got a problem with it my mate the Queen, who I may add is nearly as much of a cunt as me, will fucking deport you to Cuntville, Cuntucky.
What makes me even more of a cunt is that I strut around giving it the biggun with my tight jeans showing off my not overly impressive package doing a load of charity fundraising, getting the public to donate all their cash to those African cunts who would rather walk 20 miles each way to the river rather than just build a fucking house closer (WTF?!), whilst stashing all my own cash off-shore away from HMRC so I can spend it on increasing my own cuntishness.
I don’t even want to be recognised as a cunt, I’m just so much of a cunt I can’t help but fucking nominate myself!
So, in summary, you can all vote for me as cunt of the fucking year or whatever this cuntyshit is, or I’ll fistfuck your daughters and shit in your biscuit barrel.
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Gary.
Can you tell me why you sound like Dave from the Royal family?
Is it because you’re a tax dodging cunt?
Is it because you’re an Elton John loving queer penis fondling cunt?
Is it because you let cunty simian featured Plobby Williams back for good?
Is it because you’re mates with fat face Dave cunting Camo (the fat prick)?
Is it because you can write shit music endlessly?
Who knows. Who cares.
You’re just a cunt.
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“……gouging the air to two peado kings – White Man Jackson and Vincent Price…..”
They have All-you-can-drink pubs in Engerland?
Wow!
And here I thought New Orleans, LA was risqué with their Drive-Thru “pubs” all over the place.
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Gary Barlow is indeed a top class cunt… A talentless, royalist, Tory voting knobhead who is alternately up either Simon Cowell or James Corden’s vast arses…
That prancing, poncing fruit, Robbie Williams is also a cunt. That Soccer Aid (someone should tell the mincing balloon it’s called football!) is a load of shite… Even if Williams plays shit and does fuck all (which he always does) and even if his ‘team’ loses the little shit always picks up the trophy on TV… What a self basting cunt!
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Plobby’s too fat to do a full 90.
He’s also fucking ugly the fat clunge.
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I nominate folks like the Easter-Island-ish looking John Kerry and other folks who call the unrecognised state and active jihadist militant group which is influenced by Wahhabism that one finds in Iraq and other parts of the Levant, I.S.I.S. are cunts.
It’s I.S.I.L.
I cannot help but wonder why the Judeo-Christian Anglospheric cunt media insists on using ISIS instead of the proper, ISIL?
Is the word “Levant” not cool?
Does the word “Levant” have geo-political connotations?
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Nominating Nick Pryde as a future dole scum, benefits cheating, beard wearing vegetable eating, gas guzzler using, Watford supporting, cunt. And as if that wasn’t bad enough he goes to Amsterdam and doesn’t get wasted or ending up in some prozzies sleazy hang out with a hangover, a grin, no money and an std, he didn’t even take the chance of getting busted by bringing me back some decent stuff – why did you go you cunt?
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Michael Eavis is a cunt…. The Glastonbury festival is shite (it’s not even in the town of Glastonbury anyway!): featuring overpaid and has-been tosspots like Metallica, so-called ‘hip’ acts (turd like Lily Allen and Jack White) to appear trendy and crappy noveltly acts to appear ‘cool’ and ‘eccentric’ to ‘wacky’ students (ie: knobheads!). Didn’t Eavis once get Rolf “Can yer tell what I am yet?” Harris to ‘play’ Glastonbury? It may have been half decent at one time (when it was known as the CND festival), but now it is just a gathering place for middle class or rich Daliy Mail reading hippies: ‘Oh super! We’re going to Glasto! Fab!”
All hippies are cunts. But the worst hippies are hippies who pretend to be hippios, who go to ‘Glasto’ in their expensive motors and flash their cash around. Hippies like Eavis, who rake in the cash while actually taking away business from the town of Glastonbury itself, are also bastard cunts!
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Esther McVey.
For being a scouse tory.
The fucking worse kind. Like Edwina Currie with bells on.
Fair turns the stomach, engenders a gag reflex every time I hear her name.
Pock marked and flyblown old carcass.
What a cunt.
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McVey has never had it tough (apart from up the jacksy from her Tory cabinet chums!). She comes out with all this crap, yet she has no idea whatsoever about how people live in this country or what they have to put up with…. I would put McVey on a council estate and make her live like a lot of others have to do… McVey would wet herself, have a breakdown and then commit suicide (with any luck!)
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