Tony Abbott

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“You can tell when he’s lying because his lips move” has been cracked about many politicians over the years, perhaps most appositely about Tony Blair. Moving to the Southern Hemisphere there is one contender who stands out from many for the title of Undisputed Lick Arse Liar and that is ugly leather faced aussie cunt and PM Tony Abbott.

Yes this Rhodes Scholar (Bill Clinton was another) fuckwit and Jesuit creepie is actually Prime Minister of Australia. Serves you aussie convict cunts right to be represented by a cunt with a type of boatrace generally only seen in a straight jacket in an extreme offenders goal. Aussie cunts are still scratching their heads and arses trying to work out how the fuck this deviant did it. Well you had to vote for him dear hearts. It was him, alleged dyke Julia Gillard or little cunt Kevin Rudd.

So why, despite the golden haired surfer myth, is australia home to some of the ugliest people on earth? Their stagnant gene pool is derived from the diseased and deviant dross of England’s toughest jails, workhouses and the gutter. Vomited out by the mother country and despatched with every opportunity for incest and buggery in close confinement on the long sea voyage to distant Australis. On reaching this then empty land little scope but for more buggery and incest and the odd desperate shag with an abbo. So that is the fair heritage so nobly displayed in the degenerate sullen faces of the contemporary white australian. Thus they enjoy a well deserved reputation for ugly sheilas

If you fancy it you are awarded two points towards an aussie immigration visa every time you shag her.

Returning to Mr Abbott I have cunted him principally because he is aussie and so freakingly ugly. His political shenanigans are legendary but aussie par for the course and of little interest here. To be fair the wily cunt realises he has image issues and here he is getting ideas for some plastic surgery.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

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