Don’t get me wrong – I actually like the Arctic Monkeys – but what the fuck is the matter with all these music critic cunts? Especially the wankers at the Brit Awards?
Apparently the Monkeys are not only the ‘best British band’, but their latest album ‘AM’ is being fawned over by the aforementioned cunts as ‘Mastercard Best Album of the Year’ FFS! I have all their albums. This latest one is bland, boring, tuneless, hugely disappointing, pretentious shit completely lacking in any semblance of originality.
Thank God these cunts would rate my stuff as crap. That’s got to mean I’m onto something!
Nominated by: ChasCMusic
Will I Am
I am not entirely sure who this cunt this he is. But we all know what he is. A cunt that cannot talk properly should not attempt to sing. Or be continuously given contracts by cunts to keep appearing on any B and C grade event, or TV show that is prepared to accept him.
A certain fiddler in the making. So the BBC Adopting him does have some synergy.
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Full name is Will I Am A Cunt
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Sound like he’s Oirish…
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good for nowt black cunt in faggot glasses springs to mind
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The above should be “Thinks”he is not “This” he is
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Back to Frozen Monkeys (must be cockney rhyming slang for something).
David Cameron embarrassingly tried to pretend he had heard of them a while back. Don’t think he has ever tried to pretend he has heard of you Chas (and that is a plus old heart).
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Didn’t Gordon Brown once claim he had a couple of Arctic Monkey songs on his ipod? Which just goes to show that even one eyed psychopath enemies of democracy worry about their image.
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arctic cock jockeys more like
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Arctic Monkeys – Fartstick Spunkies
All the bass and beats are ripped from Pink Floyd + a bit of whiny melodyless singing (like the dead cunt John Lenon), with words cribbed from girly-pretentious-cunt.com.
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Vince Cable is a cunt:
The fucking Post Office sold for a £1,000,000,000 less than market value.
The cunt Cable is a filthy greasy old pervert. Apparently he has a taste for little black girls.
Evil filth cunt cable picked 16 “priority investors” who got the Royal Mail stock cheap without having to bid (despite repeated warnings from loads of City experts that cunt Cable and the government had vastly undervalued the company).
These “priority investors” then disposed of the stock a few weeks after purchase (probably without even handing over any money), making hundreds of £millions in profit for absolutely nothing.
Vine Cunt Cable is dirty evil corrupt filth. I wonder what the filth perverted old cunt Cable got for brazenly thieving a £billion from taxpayers.
To put the dirty corruption of the cunt filth Cable into context, the bedroom tax (which has cost some 230 lives in suicides and caused appalling misery for about 500,000 people – mostly cripples and people dying a cancer) has only raised £160million.
Vince Cable is a vile evil corrupt lying thieving perverted beast. Cunt Cable will burn forever in the pits of hell.
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Rise of the Cuntocracy
They do creep up on a feller. Slaphead metrosexuals have totally infiltrated this once great nation and brought it down to their own grasping pc talentless jobsworth level. They have captured all the plumb jobs and awarded themselves vast salaries, perks and pensions while being criminally useless at them. Guess what? It is impossible to fire them.
An example to us all you see. Brave standard bearers for best working practice donchaknow. Leading by example, except poor cunts like us are paying for it all and continuing to work the hours of a Dickensian sweat shop for a few bob an hour and no holiday pay.
Male council cunts that enjoy full paid maternity leave, quacks that trouser automatic ‘seniority pay’ for every year that they work. Obviously fully employed BBC cunts on huge ‘independent contracts’ so that they can avoid tax. The list is endless….
Once the BBC and its staff maintained standards of English usage. Now they stand with one hand in their Paul Smith pockets and sneer that they reflect society now. To them ‘society’ means the narrow flatulent cunts that work for them. They reflect it with accuracy.
With it comes a sub Californian debasement of the English language as they try to signal desperately that they are on-trend by pissing on the tongue of Shakespeare. “Now listen guys” (talking to children) or “these guys are waiting for your call” (some presenter cunt trying to drum up sympathy and new owners for rat arsed mongrels that should be put down). I feel my old English master perpetually spinning in his grave each time I hear the Americanism “primarily” instead of the correct usage, “principally”. Not to forget ‘narrative’ that has supplanted ‘story’ faster than Hollande shags his mistresses.
Fuck me I’m getting reeely reeely pissed orf – I remember that now mainstream piece of cuntspeak coming out of Liverpool via San Francisco in the ’60s – do you reeeely want to sound like Ringo Starr cunts? Well cunt Cameron does, uses it all the time to relate to “da yoot”. So it goes on. Yada yada yada…………..and if another spotty fat arsed policeman or store detective or charity shop drone calls me “feller” again I shall fucking monster ’em.
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Nicely written sir — You had me at “rat arsed mongrels that should be put down.”
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On the subject of showbiz, I’d like to nominate Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow for a cunting. I know this was a week ago, but I’ve let it fester for too long. I’ve always thought them to be pretentious, far left, arty farty, dippy hippy, arseholes. Last week however, they surpassed themselves.
Last week, their marriage disintegrated. However, deciding to show exactly what pretentious cunts they are, they decided that they were far too important to simply split up or suffer a marriage break down. These two asswipes ‘Consciously Uncoupled’. I mean, WHAT…THE…FUCK?
I’ve always hated Chris Martin. He showed the world what a complete twat he is with his habit of writing political statements on his hands. I should be drooling every time I see Paltrow, because she is eminently fuckworthy. However, like Lewis Hamilton’s lass, Nicole Shitflinger, I can’t stand her. I’m pretty sure it’s because they both have ego’s bigger than Saturn. I hate them. And I hate them for making me hate them. I’d still fuck them if they insisted though.
I also hate the soon to be ex Mr and Mrs Martin for succumbing to the celebrity habit of giving their children stupid names. I think there should be a law that gives dickhead parents the choice of just two names if they want to lumber their progeny with an idiot name. For a boy, Itakeitupthearese. And for a girl, Suckyfuckytwodorrar.
Anyway, Martin and Paltrow. They’ve always been cunts, now I’d like to make it official.
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That is the third nom, so it must be official. The bland twats could blend in with the wall decorations at a hospital and not be noticed. Magnolia cunts
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I’m sorry, but I like Will I am, and the black eyed peas, but not The Voice. I guess following this site doesn’t guarantee I have good taste 🙂
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And why single out music critics? All critics are cunts who can’t actually do it. I want to meet the critics who gave Pacific rim the quotes they printed on the jacket. I will rim those fuckers
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Event junkies……all ballbags who rushed to buy dried up Kate Bush tickets in fifteen minutes, wankers who go to see the likes of Miranda Hart.
What the fuck….sad desperate to be seen at the big event cunts.
Kill em all.
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Dan, you nailed it! got Kate bush an Miranda Hart in the same post. you win the maybe once back then and hell no, not ever for those two in one. And the beauty is that they both fit either category
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Chris Martin needs to meet up with Don Logan:
“You’re the problem! You’re the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin’ jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I’m telling you Martin you keep looking at me I’ll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!”
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The NME is read by cunts, written by7 cunts, and features (mostly) cunts… All their journos/critics are cunts: Especially Sam Wolfson (who is a mega cunt!).
Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons, Paul Morley, and Charles Shaar Murray are also music critic cunts….
Will I Am is a twat and the Voice is auditions as entertaunment shizer. I wouldn’t mind smashing that Fergie out of the Black Eyed Peas though…
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All reality TV is for cunts, “the voice” the “x factor”, “I’m a (has-been) celebrity”. Programmers with as much imagination as a retarded monkey, spewing out the same old shite every year because the brain-dead population of the UK are like crack addicts,who will vegetate in front of the couch during prime time TV and suck it all in.
THEN they will bore the crap out of everyone at work, discussing it on Monday.
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get a new job, or kill those fuckers, the choice is yours…….. cue dermot o’leary saying, the decision is………………
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Its like a virus, too many cunts suckered in by the box. Only way to avoid it is by becoming Amish and I don’t fancy wearing black or livinfg in a habitat inspired house
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