Arguably (with the exceptions of Katie ‘Any which way you can’ Price and Victoria ‘Skellington’ Beckham) McCall is the biggest media whore in Britain…
You know when you’re in the supermarket and you see these famous birds on advert boards around the shampoo/soap isles: Penelope Cruz. Heidi Klum. Scarlett Johansson. Keeley Hawes etc. Then you come to Davina McCall…. It reminds me of that Monty Python sketch: when it shows all those women in bikinis (with all the “Phew!” and “Cor!” sounds), and then John Cleese appears in a bikini and the sound goes “Uuuuuurgh!”. McCall has a similar effect when I go shopping…
That recent Sport Relief shite was puke inducing… ‘Davina at breaking point’?
The only sad thing about that was she isn’t…..
McCall looks like the old slag/bike who used to live at the top of our street… The one my mother told me to avoid (and I had the good sense to do so). She saw off more men than World War I, had more kids than Michael Jackson, and more colours than jelly babies… It always baffled me: Because she wasn’t even nice (as I said: She looked like Davina McCall!)…
Talentless fat slapper…
On a seperate note, can I request that Kim Jong-il, be offered up for a cunting for crimes against humanity, haircuts and fashion?. Hopefully if he gets to learn about it, he will see the funny side and not nuke the UK
Done ‘im a while back as Kim Wrong-un but the more times the better. Did you see the story today about the NK heavy mob going in to a hairdresser’s salon in London and issuing threats because the crimper had put up a poster of the said cunt sporting the said haircut and was offering a discount to any punter that had a bad hair day.
Apparantly (according to The Mail – and we always believe them-) the Wrong-un Cunt Cut is the only male haircut now permitted in North Korea.
The Guardian confirms the story, so it must be true. Hairdressing now the occupation of choice in North Korea. Can’t say his latest act of cuntitude suprises me in the slightest, generations of Commie cunts have always eschewed the route of stereotypical conformity. I have little doubt if he went bald, everyone one in North Korea would be obliged to get a Gulag special.
Davina McCall once had ten puffs buggering her up the arse in gay club in the toilets (before 10 O’clock). She then injected heroin in her cunt in the chill room (true story).
Arguably (with the exceptions of Katie ‘Any which way you can’ Price and Victoria ‘Skellington’ Beckham) McCall is the biggest media whore in Britain…
You know when you’re in the supermarket and you see these famous birds on advert boards around the shampoo/soap isles: Penelope Cruz. Heidi Klum. Scarlett Johansson. Keeley Hawes etc. Then you come to Davina McCall…. It reminds me of that Monty Python sketch: when it shows all those women in bikinis (with all the “Phew!” and “Cor!” sounds), and then John Cleese appears in a bikini and the sound goes “Uuuuuurgh!”. McCall has a similar effect when I go shopping…
That recent Sport Relief shite was puke inducing… ‘Davina at breaking point’?
The only sad thing about that was she isn’t…..
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I saw her in person once – no wait a minute – that was an old slag in a back alley selling her cunt for heroin. Ah – so I was right first time.
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I met her once years ago backstage at the Brit awards. She were alright then.
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McCall looks like the old slag/bike who used to live at the top of our street… The one my mother told me to avoid (and I had the good sense to do so). She saw off more men than World War I, had more kids than Michael Jackson, and more colours than jelly babies… It always baffled me: Because she wasn’t even nice (as I said: She looked like Davina McCall!)…
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Talentless fat slapper…
On a seperate note, can I request that Kim Jong-il, be offered up for a cunting for crimes against humanity, haircuts and fashion?. Hopefully if he gets to learn about it, he will see the funny side and not nuke the UK
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Done ‘im a while back as Kim Wrong-un but the more times the better. Did you see the story today about the NK heavy mob going in to a hairdresser’s salon in London and issuing threats because the crimper had put up a poster of the said cunt sporting the said haircut and was offering a discount to any punter that had a bad hair day.
Apparantly (according to The Mail – and we always believe them-) the Wrong-un Cunt Cut is the only male haircut now permitted in North Korea.
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The Guardian confirms the story, so it must be true. Hairdressing now the occupation of choice in North Korea. Can’t say his latest act of cuntitude suprises me in the slightest, generations of Commie cunts have always eschewed the route of stereotypical conformity. I have little doubt if he went bald, everyone one in North Korea would be obliged to get a Gulag special.
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You might find my post over on Dioclese interesting then…
http://dioclese.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/inappropriate-posters_17.html
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Davina McCall once had ten puffs buggering her up the arse in gay club in the toilets (before 10 O’clock). She then injected heroin in her cunt in the chill room (true story).
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Why did she inject heroin in ‘er cunt? If that doesn’t leave ‘er with an itchy cunt I don’t know what will.
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