The FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking Table. WTF? Spain is number one and Germany, two – fair enough, but Argentina three and Portugal four?
Wait a minute, England is 15 and USA is 13?
Ha! I take it all back!
FIFA is god! Omnipotent and omniscient!
Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians
That has to hurt!
Innit?
The Yank-fucks are 13 and the Brit-fucks are 15!
United States 1–0 England (1950 FIFA World Cup)
The Canuck-fucks are 113! Where they belong!
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FIFA are a bunch of nasty, corrupt, snidey bent bastards! Blatter is a twat! Warner is a prick! Platini is a cunt! And having the World Cup in Qatar (and in fucking Winter!) is taking the absolute piss…. Those FIFA cunts would have the World Cup on bloody Pluto, if some bent bastard bunged them enough brown envelopes full of cash….
FIFA are a disgrace to the game, and have sold football’s soul to the devil…
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Yep, got to give you this one .fifa= Pudendae in archetypo as Julius Caesar would have said. And he was a bit of a cunt himself so he’d know a thing or two about it.You forgot to mention the bent backwards Quataris who are so incapable of building their own stadia they are relying on Nepalelse labour which is dying daily through workplace accidents through lack of site safety.Cunts.
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That David Beckham’s a cunt as well. And his missus is an ugly cunt
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Beckham is a cunt now, but at one time he was a nice and decent lad. I used to see him around (he once had digs over my local off licence), and even when he got established in the United team around 96/97 he was still friendly and down to earth. Nothing flash about him. Then two Spice Girls came and did the prize draw at Old Trafford (‘Who let the dogs out?’ sang the Stretford End), and that was that… Everybody: from supporters, ticket sellers, bar staff, security people, and teammates to Fergie himself all said the same thing…. ‘He’s a lovely lad… But she will ruin him…’ And she bloody did. Only saw her once close up (she is fucking ugly too!). It was in the Old Trafford bar and she deliberately ignored everyone in sight (even those who attempted to be nice to her!). A truly horrendous woman and a total cunt.
I would like to nominate Sol Campbell
Does this cunt ever shut up?! Built like a brick shithouse, yet he whines like an air raid siren. His latest comments about him being the England Captain for ten years, and not being given the the job because he is black, are total bollocks…
For a start Paul Ince was captain of England when Campbell was playing. So that’s Campbell’s ‘racist’.theory up the spout (Ince was a far better player anyway).. Campbell’s claim about him being a dead cert for the England captaincy also show this giant wallflower’s self importance. To be a team captain you need guts, leadership qualities. and an ability to inspire those around you (Bobby Moore, Bryan Robson, Franz Beckenbauer, Tony Adams, Dino Zoff etc). Campbell has none of these. He carps on about how he could have been England skipper (if he was so fucking great, then why wasn’t he?), yet Campbell throws his toys out of the pram when Spurs supporters call him a poofter! That’s real captaincy material, isn’t it? What a big, whinging, mincing cunt.
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