15 thoughts on “Beyonce

  1. Beyoncé claims to be a feminist (All the “Independent Women” and “Single Ladies” crap!).Yet she still gyrates her arse, waggles her tits, and does kinky videos with Lady(boy) Gaga to specifically appeal to (as my late mother called them) “Trouser Fumblers” to get herself noticed and sell her overrated piss poor Tina Turner impressions on CD or iTunes…

    She is also married to Jay Z (Stupid name, and another cunt!):
    A supposed “pioneer” who can’t even get past referring to women collectively as “bItches” or “pussy”

    If Beyoncé is a feminist than I am Elvis fucking Presley!

    • Well She has to play the strong feminist card now She is moving out of the fit zone

  2. Another Cunt nomination. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Possibly the dullest ever celebrity couple are splitting, but not splitting. Even their break up is about as interesting as the colour beige.

    • I’ve just posted a vicious nomination for Paltrow myself… I don’t think enough people know how much of a snobby, spoilt cunt she really is…

      And you’re spot on: She’s about as sexy, exciting and charismatic as David Moyes’ style of football….

      • Ive actually come on to Cunt them both, so good to see some like minded people. I think those cunts bored each other to death. Paltrow now needs to meet a Bon Scott type cunt who will give her the seeing to she really deserves. The perhaps she can be more appealing.
        CUNTS

  3. I was there last night at OT. I’m from Moston and have been on the Stretford End since 1975, and I haven’t seen such crap since the nadir of the Sexton years (78-80)… We were all for taking that fucking “Chosen One” banner down (we had no part in putting the thing up in the first place), but Glazer’ s security monkeys stopped us… I think it is going to turn very ugly on the Stretty very soon…

  4. Mourinho wanted it apparently, and I wouldn’t have minded him. Klopp would have been OK too.

    I just don’t see how winning fuck all and playing dull football for 11 years at Goodison made him a candidate for the United job!

    What Moyes said last night was the final insult “We aspire to be like Man City”?!
    No United manager should ever say that! Even when we were in Division 2 (and City in 1) Docherty would never dream of saying that. Moyes is a cunt for saying that alone…

    Glazer is a cunt, Woodward is a cunt, Gill is a cunt, and even Ferguson is a cunt!

    • Is it true that MUFC were considering spending 2 million on a new defence next season? Would that be an electrified fence to keep the fans from murdering Moyes?

  5. Was going to nominate the cunt of cunts from the snooker world – but given the existence of Judd Trump, Mark Selby, Peter Ebdon and Dennis Taylor, it’s a difficult choice.

    So instead I’ll nominate Nick Faldo…

  6. And another nomination = Kevin Webster and his range of dejected facial expressions. How that cunt got through an audition is beyond me

  7. It always baffled me how Kev stayed so long on the Street… As far as I was concerned the only purpose Kevin Webster ever served in the show was being a stooge to the great Terry Duckworth….

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