Monthly Archives: March 2014

Susanna Reid

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One less cunt on the BBC sofa? Possibly – with the departure of Susanna Reid to ITV daytime telly. Poor old Bill’s going to have to make do with that old slapper Minchin instead. Poor sod.

Having fallen on her arse – and a very nice arse it is – on that highlight of highbrow telly Strictly Cum Dancing, she’s dumped her ‘hubby’ and her 250 mile commute to Salford to fuck around with Ben Shepherd on another sofa instead. Sofa so good but Good Morning Britain – the graveyard of presenters? Must be a cunt.

Nominated by: Couchpotato

Valerie Solanos

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Fillies need to live a little. However the whole wimmins rights thingy is such a bore these days. Back in the 60′s and ugly slapper name of Valerie Solanos started S.C.U.M – the Society for Cutting Up Men. Amazed to find out it it still around in various forms.

Ms Solanos main claim to fame is an attempt to kill Andy Warhol in 1968 so the filly aint all bad. Unfortunately being typically female she muffed it.

To see some Swedish slappers having a little girly fun, click here. Total cunts!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

( Thankfully, the bitch is a dead cunt. Ed. )

Pets at Home

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Pets at Home is a huge nationwide pet supermarket run by a bunch of cunts.

These cunts are selling off rescue cats and dogs that they got from the RSPCA and the Battersea Dogs Home and trousering the dosh. What a bunch of cunts.

But not as big a bunch of cunts as the charities that supply to them to flog on. Animal welfare organisations have fought for years to keep dogs and cats out of pet shops and you no longer see puppies and kittens in shop windows. So what’s changed?

Bloody hypocrites!

Nominated by: Catwoman

Wankee Bankee Yankees

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Is there a place on this site for all the banking cunts who are ruining the world and their lick spittle cunt politicians who keep making us pay for their cuntingly good lifestyle? Not to mention the warmongering cunts (mainly from Wall St) who love to send other poor cunts to their deaths in the name of American Cunterialism.

I look forward to being a fully informed cunt on this matter.

PS. You wouldn’t believe how many cunts there are in France…

( Yes. We would. Ed. )

Nominated by: French Cunt

Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian is a pointless, talentless, waste-of-fucking-space cunt. Why the fuck do otherwise decent websites report the cuntish goings-on of this stupid cunt as if they are news? What sort of pondlife is interested in this shit?

She’s an ugly cunt too.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt