Lorde

Lorde

Even here in New Zealand we are not safe from the Cunt Plague.

This pretentious, overrated, over played, loathsome little cunt deserves special praise just for her level of cunty smugness. At 16 years old and looking like some $10 hooker from the trailer park, her gormless fucking songs encourage us to basically fawn/faint/wank over her whenever we hear the dirge-like shit. No chance of that happening here, you CUNT.

And when you have your picture taken, try looking straight at the camera and not upwards from under your fucking eyebrows you nauseating, jumped up slapper.

Fuck-off to America you ugly, talentless cunt. If the Yanks are so hung up on you and your mind numbing excuse for music, then go live over there. CUNT

Nominated by: Kiwi-Cunt

I’d never heard of this so-called teen sensation singer until I saw Kiwi-Cunt’s comment so I just had to take a look and a listen.

Lorde’s voice is “unique and powerfully intriguing” and “way beyond her years”. Her lyrics have been described as aiming “to capture what it really is to be a teen”, singing from a range of topics including the “all-consuming nature of friendship” to “finding yourself come hell or high water.” They “explore classic teen-pop themes – social anxiety, romantic yearning, debilitating ennui, booze-soaked ragers – with an eerie, zoomed-out detachment”

Rolling Stone wrote “Lorde’s languidly aphoristic lyrics balance rock-star swagger and torqued-up teenage angst” and that her lyrics “have a rattle-nerve pathos and power like nothing else going in 2013.”

No shit!?

Well, actually quite a lot of shit. Her melodic content is, to say the least, banal and her lyrics superficial – underpinning the fact that at 16 years old she has fuck all life experience to draw on to make them interesting. Basically, the pretentious little cunt just drones on and on about nothing.

And yeah, she does have this annoying habit of hiding her chin when when she’s being photographed. God help her. The music industry will chew her up and spit her out before she hits 20.

Nominated by: ChasCMusic

7 thoughts on “Lorde

  1. …..that scrubber Lorde has a really small head….

    I nominate a cunt dead pool (10 noms) for 2014:

    1. Tony Blair – the most evil cunt alive today (but the Satanist has serious medical problems and millions of people sincerely pray for his death everyday).

    2. Jordan (aka Filthy Scabby Cunt + aka Cunty Price) – a diseased sack of shit that looks 65 and has the face of a crystal meth veteran with 24 hours to live.

    3. Benjamin Netanyahu – psychotic genocidal cunt with cancer up his rotting arse-hole.

    4. Rupert Murdoch – the cunt who took 15 IQ points off the masses with mindless TV, and somehow got most people pretending they like fucking cunt football (and even got them paying to pretend to watch the fixed shit too).

    5. Bill Gates – the ubiquitousness of Windows is not down to genius and outstanding business sense. It was planned by the NSA, CIA and other American (NAZI) nests of cunts (because it was deliberately made easy to hack to spy on everybody – and competitors who would not play ball with US NAZIS were destroyed). Bill Gates was just a front (but they [US NAZIS] let the cunt keep all the money). Bill Cunt Gates now spends his ill-gotten gains ($15 billion+) mostly on himself (still the richest cunt in the world), but thank-god-fully he has a degenerative disease that is ageing him prematurely (he already looks 80) and he is dying fast.

    6. Nelson Mandela – let’s dig the cunt up and kill him again. What a filthy evil fucking cunt terrorist. He set up, and was the leader, of the armed wing of the ANC that had the job of implementing the ANC policy of brutally executing whites (especially women and children) to spread terror among whites – those who made life for South African blacks better (with health-care, education, security, welfare, pensions etc.)

    7. Kim Kardashian – a strange cunt with cheap rubber tits and a giant comedy rubber bum (+ rubber lips and the rest of her body is made from silicon bath-sealant and syphilis maggots) – will probably be beaten/stabbed/shot to death by the lovely (IQ 52 – seriously, he is that dumb) Kanye West in 2014.

    8. Justin Bieber- I think drugs will waste this talentless little pathetic idiot in 2014.

    9. Nick Clegg – it certainly looks like the cunt excrement Clegg has really been hitting the booze and angel dust hard since bumming together with Camercunt in government. I expect the worthless useless cunt shit Clegg to fall down dead in 2014.

    10. Terry Wogan – I think and hope the number is up this year for this filthy greasy grabbing slimy Oyrish brain-dead vile cunt shit. Note the slimy cunt Wogan knew about Savile for decades (as he has admitted) but did nothing.

  2. 16 going on 45. Overrated and fucking shite. And while we are at it lets put that cunt Sonny Bill Williams on the list. Kiwicunt will know what I mean.

  3. Staggeringly, this cunt won ‘Best International Female Solo Artist’ in the 2014 Brit Awards. The rest must have been fucking horrendous…

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