I would like to nominate trees. Apparently they’re not there when you don’t look. And when you look they stand their ground and stare back.

Trees worry me. Perhaps we should burn them.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon

And apparently they fall over in the forest and if nobody is there to hear, they don’t make a sound. Spooky, or what?

And here’s one tree that definitely needs burning :


Tree aid? FFS! Not another fucking cheritee, mate?

Nominated by : Dioclese

7 thoughts on “Trees

  1. I nominate bacon dodging amateur leprechaun impressionist Jordan Horner. This cunt thought he’d try to introduce sharia law in the East London by doing a ‘Muslim Patrol’and abusing and assaulting members of the general public for the heinous crimes of drinking beer and wearing a short dress. The twat has a face only his mother could love and presumably got in to Islam to get an arranged marriage to an unfortunate 11 year old Pakistani girl so he can finally pop his cherry. Hopefully whilst he’s at Her Maj’s pleasure Big Mary from C Wing will pop his cherry for him when he fumbles the soap…

  2. Hey Mr D, I seem to remember commissioning a tee shirt from you a couple of months ago with the refrain: ‘Nelson Mendela, we will not see your like again you black cunt.’ Might be a good idea to get them out of storage and take them down to Dudley market. I reckon they’ll go for 20 quid a pop. I’ll split the proceeds 50:50. Wat dya think?

    • How funny would it be if some BBC cunt like George Alagiah was interviewing a PC, right-on member of the public about the great mans greatness, yes he was indeed great… did I mention he was great… Only to unzip his coat and reveal the Nelson T-shirt in all it’s glory. The BBC paedo cunts would be in full sackcloth and ashes meltdown mode for days on end!……… If you did that the authorities would probably lock you up on “Terrorism” charges indefinitely, oh the irony!

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