James Blunt [3]

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Apparently, James Blunt was a soldier in the Balkan conflict. I will never ever forgive the Serbians for not taking out the tone deaf, simpering, shit singing turd of a man. Hang your heads in shame Serbia you could have prevented that pop based monstrosity and you didn’t.

Nominated by : London cunt

Back in the 60’s we had Leonard Cohen and his best selling album “Music to Slit Your Throat By”. Fuck me was that cunt depressing! Now we’ve got James Blunt. Mind you, you have to take your hat off to a bloke who can write a song about suicide and turn it into the most popular song ever for weddings!

But then marriage is an institution – and who the fuck want’s to live in an institution?

James Blunt – a Leonard Cohen for the 21st century. FFS!

Nominated by: ChasCMusic

8 thoughts on “James Blunt [3]

  1. James Blunt is a cunt. He needs a hyphenated name: James Blunt-Cunt. You see, his cunt got blunt during the Balkan conflict. Somebody blew off his willie with a bazooka and he ended with with cunt that was pretty blunt.

  2. Maybe the Serbs sent him back as a punishment, as sending him to the maker would only have appeased the pain he now inflicts on us all. The cunts.

  3. Thought this talentless, tuneless cunt had been retired years ago. I’m beginning to see a lot of the grinning cunts face on the telly again, which looks worryingly like a comeback. It’s a good indication of the dire state of modern British music, that this cunt is allowed another opportunity to pollute the airwaves.

  4. James Blunt talks like a eunuch (probably had his balls shot off by the grunts in his platoon because he’s a cunt)

    I nominate Tulisa Contostavlos for the accolade of ‘cunt’ — The tard manikin talks like a black mammy from the hill farms of Jamaica – yet she has spent all her drug-addled life in London (being a manufactured pop star cunt after failing to earn anything as a proz).

    Lucky for us – the cunt has been caught dealing class A drugs – so the big house beckons (and years of licking and fisting is her future)

  5. Surely that paragon of cuntitude Cuntodinos ‘Dappy’ Cuntostavcunt requires yet another cunting. This time for animal cruelty when attacked a horses hooves with his face, the cunt. Hopefully the horse is ok and won’t end up as some dreadful Iceland Hors d’oeuvres.

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