According to some quality reporting in the Torygraph, 91 heads of state including Cameron (the Queen is our head of state you cunts!), Miliband and Clegg (duh!?), Hollande, Merkel, Obama, Mugabe, Tony Abbot, Jose Barrossa (the EU is not a fucking state!),King Willem Alexander of the Netherlands, Crown Prince Felipe and Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy of Spain, Dilma Rousseff, Mahmoud Abbas, Pranab Mukherjee.
10 former heads of state including Gordon Brown (who still isn’t the Queen, you twats), Tony Blair, John Major, the entire Clinton family, George W Bush, Jimmy the peanut king Carter.
And let’s not forget the really important people like Bono (obviously), Annie Lennox, Peter Gabriel, Bill Gates, half the Spice Girls (the other half had more sense), Oprah Winfrey, Naomi Campbell.
Yes, absolutely, together with many, many others this is indeed a positive cornucopia of cuntishness, a Cuntfest to end all Cuntfests!! A veritable cuntopia!
And how apt they are holding it in a football stadium – perhaps as a rehearsal for “Cuntfest 2014” which I gather is taking place in Brazil?
Nominated by: Dioclese
Fuck sake! Pissed orf by it all from day one so let’s try and keep this a Mandela free zone from now on. (Unless there is a particularly heinous cuntitude related example to be shared – ex wife Winnie, gay son and the relations cashing in for example ect ect)
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Nomination inspired by the latest Mandela news
Signing Cunts
Been plagued for years in this fucking PC world by cunts next to other cunts doing the old sign language hand jive for cunts that cannot hear. Theatre performances, kinema shows, fucking BBC news – you name it and there is some self important tosser distracting and ruining one’s viewing pleasure. If you are Mutt and Jeff every sympathy old cock but do fuck orf and read about it later.
Only look on the bright side delicious news that the signing cunt during the snuff of Mandela celebrations was a total fake. Deaf cunts had not a clue what was going on. PC police now trying to find out who the fuck the tosser was. Hero in my book blagging it to earn a few quid. Him excepted signers are air wanking cunts.
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Here is a photo of the inspiring cunt in question
http://limpingchicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-14.jpg
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Indeed. Why do TV programme makers assume that deaf people only watch things like Mandela’s funeral or prime time programmes but repeated at 2 in the morning? It brings me back to bloody Rolf, signing at the end of Rolfs cartoon club, fuck knows what the slippery fucker was really saying?
On a side note, never play a deaf, dumb and blind kid at pinball…. They’ll fucking batter you.
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Spot on Sir Limply, although not an ‘ear spassa’ myself I understood every word. Something about burning stuff. I could be wrong of course. The sign for ‘world peace’ and ‘arson’ are very similar.
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http://youtu.be/-ephpE7d-do
Look at this hateful little cunt, with his global warming alarmist oul bollocks, written by Greenpeace. Winnie Mandela should give him a necklace.
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When all else fails – wheel out the cheeldren. Works every fucking time!
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Not with me – the leetle crack eyed cunt. Aimed at the paedo pound. Squirming up and down on daddies cock. Let Putin have him.
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Also do leave a comment on the wank video. Join Utube if necessary and quite painless.
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A communist terrorist; who ordered the bombings of children, married a necklace endorsing, 14 year old murdering bitch, and turned South Africa into the murder and rape capital of the world.
Good work cunt.
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A cuntucopia surely
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Although I generally hate funerals, I really can’t wait for them stick him under. Or burn him, feed him to hyenas, whatever the fuck they do over there. The BBC have been particularly annoying in their quest to show the world that they are way more grief stricken than anyone else. They’ve sent 120 staff to cover this party/wake/memorial/load of festering, sweaty bollocks. Why? How many left wing cuntards does it take to hold a camera or stand in front of one telling us that Mandela is still dead? If you relied solely on the BBC for your news, you’d be forgiven for thinking that absolutely nothing has happened on the rest of planet Earth for the past week. Though you would deserve to have the shit kicked out you for watching BBC news.
What gets me is that Rod Liddle and Greg Rutherford were both the victims of the great vengeance and furious anger of those cuntwipe lefties, for daring to publicly enforce their right to not be distraught by Nellie’s death. The indignation at Liddle and Rutherford’s alleged lack of respect was sickening, not least because the whingeing came from the very same hypocritical dribbles of cunt juice who not only showed an appalling lack of respect when Margaret Thatcher died, but showed the world what a bunch of vile, shit eating, donkey fucking, window licking barbarians they are by actively celebrating her death. Yet they have the nerve to be aggrieved by two men who were honest and brave enough to stand up and politely decline the invitation to be overcome by false grief.
Like Rutherford and Liddle, I really do not give a rat’s ass that ‘Madiba’ has gone to the Robben Island in the sky. He was 95 and had been ill for a long time. As far as I’m concerned, my late dad was a far greater man, and a much bigger influence on my life than Mandela.
Have to admit though, I laughed like a fucking maniac at the news of the fake sign language guy. I just love the thought of all those lefty cunts at the BBC and their friends being purple with rage at the thought of a guy with mental health issues pissing on the memory of their great God, Madiba. The best of it is, they can’t even blame the guy BECAUSE he’s mentally ill. And everytime Mandela’s memorial is mentioned in years to come, sign language guy will be remembered too. Buy that man several pints. I laughed even harder though, when I heard ole’ Dessie Tutu had been burgled while at the Mandela show. It means that at least one black South African doesn’t give a flying fuck that Nellie is dead.
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