John McCririck

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Absurdist ginger dyed gee-gees cunt commentator stands front of camera wearing crap pound shop bling doing the bookies Tic-Tac hand jive and tossing himself orf while he speaks. Dunno what the cunt is Prick-Wanking but the reply he gets back from the racing fraternity is always two fingers.

Bald cunt hence never seen without embarrassing titfer. Only possible advantage was he at least reduced screen time of fuck frightener Clare Balding. Now lost that battle so suggest he follows the old dyke mantra and go FUCK ORF AND DIE.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

3 thoughts on “John McCririck

  1. Haven’t seen this old tosspot for many long year. If it ain’t rugby it don’t get aired on Nuzzyland tele. Hence the sport of Kings has about as much chance of getting on the box (Melbourne cup excepted) as a possum in a dunny getting a frosty one. If ya get my drift. So, that said, I hear tell that McCrirrick is a bit of a ginger. Being blond myself I don’t have much time for these freckle faced, pasty, melanin deficient cunts. I’d put them all on a great pyre and burn the lot. I’d put that fat, unfunny, cunt Jim Davidson on the fucking top. I hear he’s been making a right drunken cunt of himself around the pubs and clubs of Bristol. Has the cunt been cunted here yet?

  2. If I woke up this morning and decided to try and look as much like a paedo as i possibly could I would give this twat a phonecall

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