Paul Hollywood

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What kind of publcity shy cunt has a surname like ‘Hollywood’?

The fat fucker ditched his missus and kid and fucked off with some yank bird. The cunt.

And while I’m on the subject, all hair gel, no substance is the phrase that springs to mind.

Fucking dribbly cunt.

Nominated by: Tony

7 thoughts on “Paul Hollywood

  1. Any bloke advertising the fact they bake.. not coz they work in Percy Ingles or Greggs but for fun has to be suspect. Don’t know much about this character but if it looks a cunt and sounds a cunt he most probably is a cunt. Hollywood?? even got a cunt name hasn’t he. Cunt.

    • White haired prematurely aged cunt is only 47 for fuck sake! Dying his dodgy muzzie and other bits with a touch of food colour enhances the effect. Like the real Hollywood this superannuated baker boy is all fake. A genuine iced CUNT.

    • I think you’ll find it’s a fake. A painted on ‘tattoo’ done purely for publicity. Which actually makes him even more of a cunt.

  2. Who the fuck is this cunt? However, anyone who poses like that and calls himself Hollywood must be a total and utter, grade A cunt. Leaving his missus and fucking off with some yank tart? I mean, destroying the sanctity and solemnity of his marriage vows! Makes my blood boil and makes me want to burn down Aldis in Tipton High Street. Surely, he could have occasionally dipped his twinkle in said tart thus maintaining his marriage whilst coming off in another cunt- It’s the kids I feel sorry for.

    • Had to Google him, wish I hadn’t bothered.

      In 2005 he won the ‘Top Bread and Pastry’ book award. How many other entrants in this category were there? When he’s on his death-bed, will he look back on this glittering achievement and realise how utterly insignificant he and his bullshit about bread was?

      Sounds like something out of Alan Partridge. A self-parody, a complete and utter, well, you know the rest.

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