Nicholas van Hoogstraten

Nicholas-van-Hoogstraten

A short arsed vicious cunt who brings other cunts into disrepute. First encountered the malignant dwarf down on the South Coast where he was landlord of some tenement fleapits where a young couple of my acquaintence where renting rooms. He announced the termination of their tenancy by pumping liquid shit through their letterbox.

After some years of terrorising tenants the psycho cunt had aquired a large property empire managed by tossing hand grenades around and hiring hitmen to deal with business. He pulled a ten year jail sentence for that but managed to get out in one. Made some useful contacts inside though.

Now the homicidal midget has emerged as an intimate and supporter of Black Cunt of the Year Robert Mugabe with a vast fortune and the biggest land holdings (1600 sq miles) in Zimbabwe. His lavish donations to the Mugabe regime have been rewarded by substantial concessions in the world’s largest diamond mines at Marange and business oportunities with like minded black leaders across Africa.

Space permits only a brief outline so please follow the link for more:

Mugabe’s British henchman: Nicholas Van Hoogstraten’s astonishing new life

This is a cunt on the scale of a Bond villain.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

One thought on “Nicholas van Hoogstraten

  1. A cunt on the scale of a Bond villain you say. Hmmmm you got to kinda admire cunts like that.

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